german flag

When you simultaneously piss and shit while on your period at the same time

“yo i just had a german flag it hurt like hell”
“that sucks man im sorry”

by arsenicnitrogen September 29, 2023

jeff germain

to delete posts that insult you in hopes that you look cool by doing it.

Dude, I was posting comments on Lindsay's wall about how she was being a whore and she totally jeff germained me.

by bvgtoextreme July 30, 2011

Bad German Man

Invented by Pkrssl for the CountryHumans, this is what you say when you want to meantions the Nazis, Hitler, or the Nazi CountryHuman, but don’t want to get expelled from school.

“Oh look its Bad German Man”
“That NSFW art of Bad German Man was so horny

by Bad German Man September 30, 2019

East German Steriods

A Person\Object That is extremely Strong, like Cosmically Strong.

Wow Hulk must be on East German Steriods

by Nikolaz the Russian October 15, 2020

German joke

An exceptionally good (or bad) pun which would make an American groan. This MUST be delivered with a perfectly straight face. It is considered an art form, called "Wortspiel" in Germany.

Person A -- Did you hear about the guy who drove his car into a tree to find out how a Mercedes bends?

Person Q -- *GROAN* Damn your German joke!

by megafest7 April 1, 2010

Germancest

The Homosexual pairing between the brothers Prussia, and Germany, from Axis Powers Hetalia. Its pretty much the most KINKTASTIC pairing out there, because hey, Germany even reads things involving /dogs/.

Fangirl 1: Usuk trolololol
WINNING fangirl: Pshaa, that crud is too white bread YO, germancest FOREVAAA1!!1

by NANAISABOSS November 27, 2011

German

A person from Germany. Not a Nazi, because it IS OUTLAWED IN GERMANY, AND I'M SURE NO SELF-RESPECTING GERMAN WOULD WANT TO BE TARRED WITH THE SAME BRUSH AS HITLER.

That person is from Germany. They are German.

by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004