Guacado

An avocado that has ripened enough to be used for guacamole.

This guacado is ready to go. Let's make guacamole.

by Mr Leahy January 9, 2010

guacardo

Guacardo is the funiest, cutest, and weirdest avocado in the world

Guacardo just posted a new video!

by Guacardo lover March 24, 2019

gaparrot

it means a majestic white leghorn chicken while on your shoulder named Gald.

I have a gaparrot on my shoulder right now

by pooxpoopsalot June 12, 2021

Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000

A flavor of the powdered energy drink GG, particularly one of a partner of GG TheRussainBadger who has named it "the official drink of shitposting".

Yo I'm on that Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 shits bangin.

by BainImMissingMyTextures January 5, 2022

Guadaloofy

When someone is extra goofy, like super super goofy, they’re guadaloofy

Person 1: *does something extra asf*
Person 2: “mann you guadaloofy for real”

by tswizz27 February 18, 2022

Guacamole nigga penis

When you jerk off with guacamole as lube. Because you're too poor

Guacamole nigga penis

by Whoofh October 21, 2019

holy guacamole

A statement that can be loosely translated into "holy shit" or "holy cow" or anything that expresses extreme surprise.

Holy Guacamole is actually a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Wholly Guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.

Jack: Hey Jill, lets go up the hill to fetch a pail of water!
Jill: OKAY!
(both go up the hill)
Jill: (trips)
Jack: HOLY GUACAMOLE! (trips)

by Omgeezus January 5, 2012