Gruff Bus

A bus full of retards

Oy Matt look at that bus, it's full of Gruff's must be a Gruff bus

by Gruffboy July 12, 2015

grufflepimp

Usually confused with "Mrs. Grufflepuff",, from the orphanage I send my children to when the misbehave. One of my middle daughters,, Abbey,, visits Mrs. Grufflepuff on the daily basis,, as she is my worst child. Abbey has described her as, "An overly aggressive lady who can be a whore at some points to the human being she chooses". She has repeatedly put Abbey in the spider box. Which is exactly what it seems: a box full of spiders ready to eat you alive at any given time. Do not be fooled and think I am not a good father. In fact,, I am the best father in the entire world.

"No! Not Mrs. Grufflepimp!"

by Spacedadmeag June 16, 2017

Gruffalo toes

Gruffalo toes is a person with dirty and disgusting toes

Get your gruffalo toes away from me

by Lil.briggs May 28, 2020

Gruff-E-Pig

A way to describe an ugly, unappealing person.

"Hey, have you seen Tom?"

"Yeah he's such a gruff-e-pig."

by hbananalikesmoney January 8, 2023

Gruffing

Hating. Unnecessarily rude, belittling, and/or grumpy about a particular person/place/thing.

She's been gruffing on him all week. /or/ I'm gruffing these shoes; so uncomfortable. /or/ Don't be gruffin'

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Gruffin-Muffin

While Gruff is a hater or group of haters, a gruffin-muffin is a delightful post fight reward. Also known as hate sex, post fight coitus, or an angry lay.

His favourite way to make up after a fight is to get some gruffin-muffin. /or/ The gruffin-muffin inevitably made them more cheersighted.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Dirty Gruff

When a man has such an inhumanly sized penis that it tears the woman’s vagina so much it connects her pum and her crack so they become one.

Phwar did you see that Dylan have Brooke a Dirty Gruff

by dylan.is.a.fitty May 12, 2023