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Goomstick

Freshman 1: Bro, I lost my goomstick can i use yours.
Freshman 2: Nah man my mom took my goomstick.
by Chillkiller_memes April 2, 2019
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Wishful grooming

When you landscape (or manscape) in hopes that someone will be seeing it.
I'm not sleeping with anyone right now, but I'm practicing wishful grooming just in case I meet someone unexpectedly. I want to be prepared.
by losgadh April 23, 2011
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A groomer grooming

A groomertaints a person to the point where they daren’t even confess to their own mother.
After this, the groomer holds the, usually much younger person, responsible for their own despicable acts.
Then the groomer makes the, usually much younger person, feel guilty about the dirty secrets, which were initiated by the groomer but set up as if this were the opposite.

Why is it called grooming?
This act of manipulation is called grooming because a groomer grooming is acting beastly. Therefore can only think in beastly terms. And treats the usually much younger person, with complete and utter disrespect, as if it were a mere puppy that only exists for the groomer's pleasure. Grooming is the act of a predator preparing their, usually much younger, prey for their own deviant sexual practices.
This is an example of a groomer grooming; 'Em, Brey-Anne, I cannot sleep, can you please come to my bedroom and help me with these muscle knots I have in my legs? Oh, that feels wonderful, you're a good girl for helping me out. Shhh, don't talk so loud; we don't want to wake up your parents, do we?'
by DinkyDi October 12, 2019
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Gooms

When someone has huge gums.
Her gooms are so big, they practically take up her whole mouth.
by Petco Nuts are awesome April 18, 2014
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dog groomer

> The unfortunate person that has to squeeze your dogs asshole so it splurts all over...sometimes on you

> Someone who gets bit by a dog and the owner says “I don’t believe he bit you he’s never bit anyone!” (When you know damn well he has) where’s the sympathy?

> Someone that makes your dog beautiful and doesn’t always get tipped. Do you tip YOUR hairstylist every time?

> A majician. That’s what dog owners think anyway, “ I brushed him last night so just a light trim would be good.” And the hair is matted to the skin! Abracadabra! Your dog now looks like a naked mole rat because you can’t brush it every now and then.

> The one that answers the phone on Christmas Eve and has to listen to someone rant about how they need their giant schnauzer groomed TODAY. And then they freak out totally puzzled at the fact that you can’t get them in.
Woo hoo it’s saturday! Oh wait I’m a dog groomer.
by Pibblelover January 5, 2019
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groomer

-Have you seen what zoe laverne posted yesterday?
=No lol, I don't follow her. she is a groomer
by idk yet teehee December 9, 2020
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Groose

Grey goose. Slang for those who have consumed the beverage and cannot speak straight.
"Get a bottle of the Groose grab a mic and flow".
by 2La May 13, 2004
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