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Grapefruit

An insult. Similar to being an idiot or a wally.
I just failed my test
You’re such a grapefruit
by User2379900 November 10, 2022
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Grapefruit

Beyond even a lemon on the citrus scale. This is reserved for the lewdest of the lewd fanfics. The kind with fetishes not even DeviantArt would allow. Some time’s there’s barely even a plot, just nothing but the author’s oddly specific and/or gross as fuck fetish and copyrighted characters participating in them. You, a person finding such a fanfic, were either looking for it or you made the mistake of asking for context when somebody joked about the grapefruit.

If you go out and pick grapefruits, be warned that Rule 36 will be constantly proven to you the hard way.
Bob: Alice’s Harry Potter grapefruit is something else, man. What perverted mind wants to read about Hermione getting a Manhattan transfer from Luna?
David: A Manhattan what-now?
Bob: You don’t want to know.
by E hates Q March 30, 2023
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grapefruit eater

a person who is arrogant, mean, selfish, good with kids, likes the colour red,

grapefruit eater can refer to a place, person, animal or state of time that meets the already applied conditions

grapefruit eater is a gender neutral term

a group of grapefruit eaters is called a juice spill this can apply to companies or the science club down the hall
grapefruit eater is a apolitical term and can be used against anyone or anything

an object can only be considered a grapefruit eater if it uses red as its main colour this applies to buildings to
God I fucking hate fucking Paul hes such a fucking grapefruit eater, with his grapefruit eater fucking fish and his shitty grapefruit eater mom, if i could i would fucking cremate him and fucking eat them so he has to suck my ass.
by Jelly1445 October 9, 2020
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Grapefruit

1: Do you like grapefruit?
2: Yep.
1: What do you like about grapefruit?
2: It's big and juicy
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Grapefruit

no i don't like grapefruit
by LemonPapi May 22, 2018
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grapefruit

Used to describe one who is extremely passive, diffident, and introverted. Usually very bad at socializing.
That guy can't talk to anyone without having a panic attack. What a grapefruit.
by charburg August 18, 2016
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arctic grapefruit

Something that is mistaken to be sweet but only to be bitter and cold, usually preferring to a person or a trait.
Damn, Jessica's pussy is an arctic grapefruit
by See82531 April 22, 2014
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