Monkeyed off my goose

A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.

I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.

by the people's champion 1993 March 9, 2013

shitting like a goose

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.

Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."

by #1SMTX October 3, 2015

gooey gobbler

A turkey and peanut butter sandwich.

Ren Stevens: Would you like anything to eat?
Jason Bagwell: I never turn down a gooey gobbler, join me Ren?
Louis Stevens: Yeah Ren, have one.
Ren Stevens: Eh...

by Bama Self June 15, 2007

gooneypop

Someone or something funny or crazy or weird or strange or wacky, but not mean or bad. Alt. spelling goonypop

That gooneypop went and dyed her hair pink right before a banking job interview. She should just go get a job selling cotton candy!

by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020

wigwam for a goose's bridle

AN OLD AUSTRALIAN SLANG TERM FOR "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW"

OR.... IF YOU ARE MAKING SOMETHING AND YOU COULDN'T BE FUCKED EXPLAINING IN DETAIL WHAT IT IS.
IT'S ON THE SHELF NEXT TO THE THINGAMAJIG AND THE DOOHICKEY.

A WIGWAM FOR A GOOSE'S BRIDLE IS USED TO TRIM PINOCCHIO'S BALL HAIR......SILKY SMOOTH.

by GS71 April 19, 2017

Goosen

The act of dramatically craving for something, typically food.

Oh man, I’m goosen for a buttery Jack from ‘Jack in the box’. Said hungry Ted

by Jack from Jack in the box September 20, 2022

Goose Suit

an old circus term

"they're goosed a bit", "they're in goose suits"

by F. Aggot July 6, 2021