straight goods

Used (usually) by heterosexual (mostly chauvenist) males when describing relatively easy sex or easy females. In other words, there is/was little, or no, effort (such as dinner, movie, time, money, favors, etc.) to receive sex whether regularly, or on a date, etc.

I love having Lana on the side. She's low maintenance and delivers the straight goods. No need for dinner, expenses and all that stuff, we just do it right away and that's it.

by PuZZleR September 15, 2005

GoodySac

1. n.-container of wonderful treats
2. n.-scrotum
3. v.- to be Tea Bagged

1. Would you like a GoodySac?
2. Would you like my GoodySac?
3. You ready to be GoodySac'd?

by 4hcgoods November 24, 2005

good as shit

The best, most fantastic thing whether it be food, drink or sometimes even drugs. It is so good that nothing compares to it.

Have you been to the new Diner down on Dingleberry Street. They have this steak dinner that is good as shit.

by SkipSpike666 October 24, 2017

The Jane Goodall Award

Jane Goodall has been honored by the scientific community for her work with chimps.

This award is for the stalwart few who attempt to speak with and teach the uneducated chimps found throughout the internet.

Person A: Vaccines cause autism!
Person B: Actually they don't (cites a source)
Person A: That's your opinion (slanderous name)
Person C: I nominate Person B for the Jane Goodall award
Person A: Lolz Wat?
Person C: Nothing you need to worry about silly monkey.

by Legacy II January 8, 2016

the goods

What people call a substance or thing when exchanging the substance or thing for money in an illegal manner.

Dude, you got the goods?

by tainted December 30, 2004

Baked Goods

Any food that will cause you to become baked

'Hey man, wanna come to my house and have some baked goods.'
'What, like cookies or something'
'No, *BAKED* goods.'
'Oh shit yeah I'm down.

by whitemarley March 23, 2010

goods

Any part of the body that one finds sexy or attractive

"Damn, baby, show me those goods (titties)."

by Aarhen April 22, 2004