Girlfriend

Something I will never, ever have.

My girlfriend is so curvy that you can’t- oh wait, that’s oxygen.

by Samsational Punlord October 20, 2019

Girlfriend

Something you wish you had

"My Girlfriend is a rabbit"

by Desire 07 February 17, 2020

Girlfriend

Something you don’t have

I don’t have a girlfriend

by LinkHood October 16, 2019

Girlfriend

Someone who stays with you when you have money, Leaves when you are broke

Pussy Girlfriend

by LongerthanyourDick November 15, 2019

Girlfriend

Something I don't have. :(

Me: Hey, do you have a girlfriend?
My friend: No, mine's dead.

by Markus Vanbugo October 7, 2019

Girlfriend

Either the best or worst decision of your life. For instance a girlfriend can make you a happy man (or woman if you're a lesbian) but one can also make you have the shittiest time of your life.

Example 1: Man my girlfriend is the best. She got me the best gift ever.
Example 2: Dude my girlfriend gave me herpes. She didn't even tell me about it either.

by United_States_of_Memes November 23, 2018

Girlfriend

A good but weird person you love and frequently see. You would do anything for them BITCH.

Man im glad i have a girlfriend

by Sumyunggui July 21, 2018