Girlfriend

Something I will never, ever have.

My girlfriend is so curvy that you can’t- oh wait, that’s oxygen.

by Samsational Punlord October 21, 2019

Girlfriend

Something you wish you had

"My Girlfriend is a rabbit"

by Desire 07 February 18, 2020

Girlfriend

Someone who stays with you when you have money, Leaves when you are broke

Pussy Girlfriend

by LongerthanyourDick November 15, 2019

Girlfriend

Something you don’t have

I don’t have a girlfriend

by LinkHood October 16, 2019

Girlfriend

Something I don't have. :(

Me: Hey, do you have a girlfriend?
My friend: No, mine's dead.

by Markus Vanbugo October 07, 2019

Girlfriend

Either the best or worst decision of your life. For instance a girlfriend can make you a happy man (or woman if you're a lesbian) but one can also make you have the shittiest time of your life.

Example 1: Man my girlfriend is the best. She got me the best gift ever.
Example 2: Dude my girlfriend gave me herpes. She didn't even tell me about it either.

by United_States_of_Memes November 23, 2018

Girlfriend

A good but weird person you love and frequently see. You would do anything for them BITCH.

Man im glad i have a girlfriend

by Sumyunggui July 21, 2018