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Girlfriend

Something I will never, ever have.
My girlfriend is so curvy that you can’t- oh wait, that’s oxygen.
by Samsational Punlord October 20, 2019
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Girlfriend

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Girlfriend

by LinkHood October 16, 2019
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Girlfriend

Someone who stays with you when you have money, Leaves when you are broke
Pussy Girlfriend
by LongerthanyourDick November 15, 2019
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Girlfriend

Me: Hey, do you have a girlfriend?
My friend: No, mine's dead.
by Markus Vanbugo October 7, 2019
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Girlfriend

Either the best or worst decision of your life. For instance a girlfriend can make you a happy man (or woman if you're a lesbian) but one can also make you have the shittiest time of your life.
Example 1: Man my girlfriend is the best. She got me the best gift ever.
Example 2: Dude my girlfriend gave me herpes. She didn't even tell me about it either.
by United_States_of_Memes November 23, 2018
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Girlfriend

A good but weird person you love and frequently see. You would do anything for them BITCH.
by Sumyunggui July 21, 2018
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