Ghettopotamus

Obese female resident of the urban ghetto.

Rachel Jeantel belongs to Africanus Americanus Urbanus species, sub-species Ghettopotamus.

by Smithy666 February 23, 2014

Ghetto Bird

A police helicopter patrolling lower income neighborhoods looking for illegal activity.

Hey dude, that Ghetto Bird kept me up all night, looking for what I don’t know!

by Stewdawg March 7, 2021

Ghetto cricket

A chirping smoke detector that needs a battery changed.
A constant reminder you're poor.

You ghetto cricket is hungry for a new nine volt lunch

by Urahogg February 18, 2023

Getting off at Fratton

British Royal Navy term for the withdrawal method of contraception, Fratton being the last railway station before arriving in Portsmouth, which is the end of the line.

Matelot 1: "Firkin 'ell mate, that's a right swamp donkey you've pulled, do you need a condom"

Matelot 2: "no mate, I'm getting off at Fratton"

by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008

Ghetto Dunks

Referring to a rusty torn up outdoors basketball court. Usually in the ghetto and hoops are replaced with chains. Most of the time, there are cracks in the concrete from homies doing extreme balling with good j's on. As these aren't the best balling area for most, ghetto dunks are almost always abandoned. You may usually find ghetto dunks at parks or schools, particularly Junior High Schools.

Bruce: Hey Jimmy, do you want to go ball with me at the ghetto dunks after lunch?
Jimmy: Sounds awesome! I'll bring some of my homies with me and we can do 2 on 2.
Bruce: Sweet, I can't wait! I bet it'll be wiped of peeps just like yesterday!
Jimmy: I bet you a half-court shot there won't be anybody but us and the g's there!
Bruce: Deal!

by CaptainCatLoaf April 30, 2015

Ghetto Rally

A very famous meme for people who like Subarus. From a Wakaliwood movie called BAD BLACK and is often used when a person is rallying with a white Subabru Impreza WRX STi.

Meanwhile..
Ghetto Rally
Wakaliwood Ghetto Rally
Subaru
Subaru
Subaru Subaru Subaru!
Vroom Vroom vrooom vrooom yeah!
lookout!
SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ!!

by fridgeSlayer September 5, 2021

Ghetto Twins

The term used to describe when a man fathers two children in the same month with two different women. see also Ghetto Tripplets; Ghetto Quads and Octo Ghetto.

My brother is such a man slut, he has fathered two sets of Ghetto Twins, in the same f*#@*&% year!

by ddrage April 17, 2009