Gutsunami

The surge of fat people to be first in line at an all you can eat buffet.

Did you hear about all those people dying in the gutsunami over at Sizzler last friday?

by Alphabetabeast May 12, 2013

Gutsu

Savage, beast, godly

My mom got Gutsu'd

by Gutsu October 15, 2018

Life Gets Better

Expression of appreciation for the small joys in life.

Goomba #1 picked up a penny and exclaimed "Life Gets Better!"

by Skytrain Riders November 11, 2011

Daily Getsworse

A nick-name for the Daily Express – a British tabloid newspaper – used from time to time by the satirical magazine Private Eye. Like many of the Eye's jokes, its use has become more widespread.

This is just another non-story run by the famously unbiased and objective Daily Getsworse. (Yahoo Answers)

by Beermat April 19, 2017

jerk-off Gesture

When you mimic jerking off and ejaculating on someone because they are probably being an annoying cucklord and/or impatient.

jerk-off Gesture : *waiting for pedestrian to cross*
*Person honks behind without knowing the situation*
Passenger/Driver: Fuck off, you jerk-off! *mimics masturbation and ejaculation on person who honked*

by Metalikz May 11, 2021

This is where seriousness gets REAL

A phrase used when it is the most serious point of anything and you must get Real

A time where what happens here will determine the fate of many

The most important point in anyones life

Playing madden 11: down by a touchdown with 30 seconds left and one time out with 73 yards to go "This is where seriousness gets REAL!"

by Cman36 January 16, 2011

Early Bird Gets The Worm

In a male couple, the guy who is lucky enough to wake up first and gives his sleepy partner a rise-and-shine blow job, as a wake up call.

In Wayne and Rusty's home, weekend mornings usually start off with a bang for Wayne because Rusty rolls over first thing to give his man a jaw-dropping blow job. After all is said and "swallowed," Rusty usually gives Wayne a sly grin and whispers to him, "early bird gets the worm." Being the first to rise-and-shine does have its tasty advantages.

by Happy Wolf January 17, 2007