Gopher Holing

When you can feel the poo pushing on the inside of your butthole wanting to escape. Usually when your out walking and are nowhere near a bathroom.

Hurry up dude I'm gopher holing!

by vloky July 1, 2004

gerophile

Opposite of paedophile. A young person who finds the elderly sexually attractive.

Andrea fancies my grandad - what a gerophile.

by ciaraCHAOS July 7, 2007

gerph

1. (noun) One who bursts fun bubbles.

2. (verb) The act of bursting one's fun bubble.

1. Emily is such a gerph!

2. You just got gerphed!

by llamasforfreedom September 28, 2009

Gopher King

Eclectic, nocturnal personality of Darkchyld. Bound to this realm through the ideals and dreams of world domination.

All will hail the Gopher King! Ye shall know his might or suufer the wrath of Fluffy... He is the destroyer of worlds.

by Darkchyld June 16, 2004

Muddy Gopher

The act of sticking ones penis into anothers ass attempting to push in the other persons outgoing turd.

Dude that chick is down for the muddy gopher

by killerb0129 October 21, 2010

Geopun

(noun) A form of wordplay involving a nation, region, or geographic location.

"I don't mean to Russia, but I've been getting a lot of Prussia from the home office, for us to be Dublin profits, or we're going to have to Gobi in the red."
"Hey! That's a Swede Geopun!"

by Geopunner March 12, 2010

dramatic gopher

internet's greatest star.

damn that dramatic gopher is amazing.

by doogie snipes April 23, 2008