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cross country geek 

1. Derogatory term used to desribe cross country runners. Most people called this are actually surprisingly popular at school.

2. Someone who lives for no other reason than to be on the xc team.

3. What jealous bitches like football and baseball players call xc kids in high school.
cross country geek by 123454322 September 2, 2008

Geekariffic 

when geeky becomes the new cool
"You have gotta try wearing sports shoes with formal pants!! It's totally geekariffic!"
Geekariffic by chitsb January 9, 2009

band geek 

Used here as a verb.

1. When you lay in a three-pointed star (three people) on the floor of the band room in the dark composing music
2. When the members of your particular instrument stick to each other like glue (and the teacher thinks you all are attached by a string).
3. When you find yourself loudly humming your music as you walk down the hallway to another class.
4. When you end up teaching little 6 month old babies to play their first scale.
5. When you memorize your music and talk about how cool a piece of music is to anyone who's willing to listen.
6. When you miss band class and actually look forward to it as the highlight of your day.
7. When you witness the above actions in every day life and no longer think that its weird.

See also: band nerd and band dork
Band Geek: (moves the hands of the 6 month baby) Bb, C, D, Eb, F, G, A, Bb! There! You just play your very first scale!
Baby: (cries)
Other Band Geeks: (nod approvingly)

geek card 

Requirement to be accepted as a respectable member of the geek community. Can and should be revoked by other respectable geeks for doing non-respectable-geek things.

Ben's Geek card was revoked when he aquired a girlfriend that was not a fellow geek.
geek card by Zelda132 January 5, 2009

geekachu 

Someone that is so geeky they have evolved into a "Geekachu"!
(Derived from "Pikachu" from Pokemon)
What a geekachu!
geekachu by Billip McShay December 30, 2008

bike geek 

Someone who's interest in cycling extends beyond mere enjoyment of the sport, and who is overly infatuated with the equipment itself. Obsessed with purchasing, or at least admiring, the very latest, overpriced frames, components, and even the apparel worn like spandex shorts and carbon fiber shoes.
A bike geek will spend $8,000 on a pro racing bike just to ride laps around Prospect Park, and then keep it next to his bed at night.
bike geek by Litespeed99 June 7, 2009