gaylord faggot

a kid who takes pictures of himself with peace signs and has a medically fascinating small penis (the size of a tic-tac). pretends he has a girlfriend who does not exist.

"Hey did you see that kid Evan?"

"Yeah, he's a gaylord faggot"

by heymynameisdaddy March 29, 2010

Gaylord Flip

1. A high bar move in gymnastics invented by Olympic Athlete, Mitch Gaylord.

2. When you take a straight boy and show him a good time.

1. John performed a very impressive Gaylord flip in tonight's competition.

2. I'm taking John out to Gaylord flip him.

by Mitch Gaylord February 9, 2022

Gaylord Fagstaff

Synonymous with Gaythan Phapps, a Gaylord Fagstaff is the most queer, nerdy kid in school that has a Prince Albert piercing. Gaylord Fagstaffs can generally be found in their natural habitat humping down an anime pillow. They also love having gay sex with male horses.

That Nathan kid is a real Gaylord Fagstaff.

by Big Black Billy November 2, 2016

gaylord man

a man who loves dogs and water guns. this can include speakers and telephone poles. this word can express feeling of hate and love at the same time

"the man in the back corner is a gaylord man" -steve irwin

"girls dig guys that are guys and guys. also, sometimes gaylord man" -eminem

by philip skwara August 5, 2007

Gaylord queerson

Gaylord queerson is what you call your friend whenever you feel they should be called that. If there getting gay around you, you say shut up gaylord queerson. Gaylord queerson also means gaytard.

Jake: hey dude wanna come over and work on my derby car.
Me: no gaylord queerson I'm not coming over and getting gay with u and ur car.

by Owner of randy the 250 May 9, 2019

Gaylord fuk

Used as a curse word when you either hurt yourself or something goes wrong, something you're not happy with or nothing goes to plan..

"Male using hammer hits hand"..being defined as
..
Ahhh, nothing ever goes right 'YA Gaylord Fuk

by anonymous December 12, 2020

gaylord faggot

A wimp who has a medically fascinating small penis (the size of a tic-tac). Tries to hit on girls, but they keep friendzoning him
Often also defined as a ''Shamarkus''.

"Hey did you see Shamarkus?"

"Yeah, he's a gaylord faggot"

by Gaylord_Police March 5, 2016