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Gauntlets are broken

EVERTHING IS TRUE AND STUPID. DAMAGE OR GIMPS. I THINK YOU MEAN DAMAGE AMD GIMPS.
The gauntlets are broken.
by Whitedwarf October 13, 2020
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The Sneaky Gauntlet

When your girl of choice (preferably your girlfriend i suppose...) is in deep sleep you slowly and covertly move her hand into place near the cock, forming her hand into the shape of your hand when thus is preparing for masturbation and proceed to use her hand for pleasure.
"So uhhhh lets get down and dirty tonight honey." "Awwee I'm tired. I think I'm just going to lay down to sleep. Not really in the mood." "Ah...Ok i guess...goodnight..." 45min. later. "Gonna try The Sneaky Gauntlet hope she doesn't wake up...or do I."
by Stranger of Danger August 20, 2013
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Orgasm gauntlet

The orgasm gauntlet is a challenge of sexual activities between a man and a women in which the male has the survive the following gauntlet of sexually activities without busting a nut. Hand job, blow job, tit job, vaginal and finally sword fighting. If the male survives all the sexual acts for the set time decide by the male and female without jizzing he is then allowed to do the female anal, however if he fails the gauntlet he must give her anal.
"Yo I tried to do the Orgasm gauntlet the other day, i made it to the sword fight befor I lost and let me tell you I feel like my ass will never stop being sore"
by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017
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Stinky Gauntlet

When you are wearing a plate gauntlet on your hand and insert it up someone's bum hole, meaning to gets covered in poop.
Dan shoved his gauntlet up David's bum hole and pulled it out to reveal a stinky gauntlet.
by TabithaHavenhorn February 3, 2024
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DA GAUNTLET TEST

A GRIFFIN GANG TEAM TEST TRADITION CREATED BY SOME ANONYMOUS GRIFFIN THAT ROBERT MICHAEL GRIFFIN HAD TO PULL THREW AND NOBODY KNEW TILL IT NEVER ENDS AND IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS...🪵🪓
"BIG Milo I FINALLY FINISHED DA GAUNTLET TEST, THAT WAS EASY KID. I ONLY DIED 3 TIMES!!"
by anonymous July 31, 2024
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ROBOT GAUNTLET

THE EVER-INCREASING NUMBER OF ROBOTS YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH WHEN ATTEMPTING TO GET A HUMAN BEING TO TALK TO ON THE PHONE.
I CAN NO LONGER TOLERATE THE ROBOT GAUNTLET I HAVE TO ENDURE WHENEVER I CALL ANY BUSINESS.
by MadmanMichael September 23, 2020
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laundry room gauntlet run

A man the age of 20-25 running through a hotel laundry room naked trying to see how long he can go without getting caught.
Jimmy was as slippery at yesterday's laundry room gauntlet run as a buttery dildo up someone's arse.
by LongDotDong July 10, 2016
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