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ass gasket

paper toilet seat covers used to protect your ass from un-sanitary restroom conditions, such as splatter, shrapnel, coat the bowl and peeing out of my butt. it provides a nice, clean seal between your bum and the nasty toilet seat during those times when you just have to go.
by jLOUD August 4, 2006
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beef gasket

Get me to a toilet! I have a brown piston escdaping my beef gasket.
by Aaronx January 28, 2006
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ass gasket

They ran out of ass gaskets in the bathroom, so I had to make a sofa out of TP.
by chickenOrBeef October 21, 2003
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Alex Gaskarth

The lead singer of All Time Low. His name literally means YOU. ME SEX. NOW. He is having a bromance with All Time Low's guitarist Jack Barakat. He wears anything he wants and still look extremely hot, he can even pull off a skirt. He said that he doesn't know how to swear and that all his mind are capable of is pulling two out of nowhere and stringing them together, and he once called Matt Flyzik a dick fucker.
Me: I went and saw All Time Low yesterday.

Person: Really? How was it.

Me: How was what?

Person: It.

Me: Oh you mean 'IT'

I saw Alex Gaskarth and Jack Barakat making babies.

Person: Duh, his name literally means YOU. ME. SEX. NOW.
by fuckyeahalltimelowswears September 9, 2010
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Garking

Performing fellatio on oneself, aka autofelatio.

(Coined by Reina Scully in "Surprise Butt Sex!" SF podcast)
After two years of yoga, Billy now spends his days garking.
by nick pine July 2, 2016
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Waka-Gashira

The second in command of a Yakuza family, subordinate to the Oyabun(father/boss). He commands seperate armies, but never the whole family.
Hey Sam, that's the Hasashi Gumi underboss, the low-down Waka-Gashira. Step back or get an IMI in your crack.
by Patrick SW June 28, 2006
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Gaslicking

A form of emotional abuse that's seen in abusive relationships. It's the act of manipulating a person by forcing them to question their thoughts, memories, and the events occurring around them.

It has always been spelled gaslicking. Anyone who says otherwise is mistaken.
He had been gaslicking her for years, which affected her belief in herself and made her question her sanity.
by YOUARESPECTRE April 17, 2021
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