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Gustav 2

Gustav 2 is a slang term used as a replacement for Garfield 2, a Tale of Two Kitties. Gustav 2 is also a random thing you can say to piss off your friends.
"Yo bitch where's my copy of Gustav 2"
by back up (he's the man) April 6, 2022
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gustav gram

a person who has a middle parting that looks like "Manfred" from ice age
"john" look over there, that guy look likes manfred from ice age!
"pete" oh he must be a gustav gram
by quackerer October 23, 2023
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Gustav Holst Friborg

En stor fed svamset taber der haterfolk:(
Gustav Holst Friborg er en lusket slambert der sårer andre for at han selv føler sig bedre end andre, desuden er hans mor en certificeret baddie
by PenisOptimus January 12, 2024
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Gustav Dieker

He is a hot young man. if you find a Gustav Dieker you will fall in love with him but when you get to know him you will become suicidal.
Gustav Dieker likes to cum on the toilet and blame it on his dad
by Gustav Larson March 26, 2024
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Gustav Viggo Thunberg

white n swedish n shiiii

pure arian W grisch
Wow! Hes so Arian! Yet another Gustav Viggo Thunberg classic!
by UrbanDickhahahahaa May 24, 2024
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Assembling the Gustav

At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.

This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.
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'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'

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"Where's Sean....?"

"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."
by CLITORTOISE July 18, 2019
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schwerer gustav

The single largest cannon ever built and used in history. Designed by Krupp Industries it was used during WWII by the Nazi's only against the Russians.

The Scwerer Gustav is classified as a Supercannon, measuring at a whoping 800mm Calibur, it could only be transported on a double set of rail tracks (also making it a railway gun).

It could punch through 15 meters of Concrete and 5 meters of solid metal armor. Unfortunately it was destroyed near the end of the war to prevent capture. One of its' shells is on display in a Polish war museam.

A second gun "Dora" was also built but dismantled, and a third was planned by never started.
That is some BIGASS MUTHA FUCKIN GUN -

Ja, es ist Schwerer Gustav, eine Ubergun -
by CommandoDude March 24, 2008
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