grease the weasel

Choking and stroking one's rampant penis.

Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel.

by Kermit Barnaby September 11, 2005

grease butt

Having to wipe your ass hours after shitting. An un clean, slippery feeling between your ass cheeks that often leaves skidmarks on your underwear.

Your shitting again? No, I have grease butt and need to wipe, again.

by Kired Leon October 24, 2014

grease trucks

The Infamous Grease Trucks are located on the street Corner of Hamilton Street and College ave, located next to the Quad at Rutgers. New Brunswick, the food is amazing and will make you hurt inside, some variations include fried chicken cheese steak and mozzarella sticks on a sub roll with fries lettuce and tomato, with catsup known as the fat knight.... the grease trucks originated there but their "Fat" sandwiches have spread to other parts of the country and can be found all over new jersey and various places in the United States, the trucks have also been voted my maxum magazine as the best sandwhich in ameria for the fat darrel

The Grease Trucks have been the leading cause of heart attacks in America since their invention years ago

by rOBbRONSON August 15, 2006

Grease Gunning

An act performed during sexual intercourse where a person will place their penis on the edge of the anus and cum, forcing the cum into the anal cavity without penis insertion.

X doesn’t enjoy anal but is okay with Grease Gunning. Y Grease Gunned X’s ass as a release instead.

by Plucked Chook January 25, 2021

grease the friends

This saying refers to quietly paying off those who help you do something.

If you get elected, Joe, we know you will grease the friends!

by I, Wreckerrr May 3, 2021

grease burger

The turd that is left behind in the toilet when someone forgets to flush the toilet after dropping a deuce. It is usually several minutes or hours before it is discovered and typically not pleasant to look at.

John: Did you hear about what happened to Leavitt?

Jason: No!

John: Teresa left him and took everything. All she left was a grease burger in the toilet!

OR

Trey: Hey! Whoever left this grease burger in the toilet needs to come flush it.

by baller207 July 21, 2009

Grease Coma

The feeling of sleepiness you get after eating a large, greasy meal. Can also effect your ability to work and may cause you to "put it in neutral".

"After Myke and Curt came back from Tuckers, they became victims of the Grease Coma"

by DeltaP42 January 8, 2009