Girlfriend 

A female who constantly nags you to the point where you can never do anything right and a woman who says she wouldn't change you forthe world but then tells you that everything you do is wrong!

Girlfriend;

"I love the way you're so sociable, "I feel like i can introduce you to anyone and not have to worry... my friends will love you.... Oh my god... are you flirting with my friends? Who was that hot girl you were talking to? Are you gay?! I saw you flirting with that camp man"!

Girlfriend by intoxicating March 2, 2009

girlfriend 

Somone whos there to be with oyu no matter what. Occasionaly thye'll fuck up and dump you and say shit like. "Oh its cool i always be in love with you. Your vital to my existence." Then you just feel like shit because your like the gay best friend. -_-

*the old girlfriend to ex thats "vital to existence"* Will you hold my purse while i go dance with my new boyfriend? *hands purse and kisses cheek* Thanks love you!

girlfriend by BBWolf September 2, 2006

girlfriend 

A socialy accepted prostitute. A man cannot get one unless he has money or an incredibly large penis.

Guy1:Damn! I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend who is black.
Guy2: I told you it was coming. What did you expect? You are asian, you need to be rich to keep a fine bitch.
Guy1: But I bought her a diamond necklace with my life savings. I gave her everything!
Guy2: But with girlfriends everything is not enough. Now come on, let's go to Tijuana and get some prostitutes to give us sex for $10 it's much cheaper than a girlfriend and there are no emotions involved so you can't get hurt.

girlfriend by A man's man August 8, 2006

Girlfriend 

That girl that sits on Tumblr while you play Call of Duty. She doesn't talk much and doesn't listen to anything you say, but reblogs every post, every 2 seconds.

Man, I want to come over and play, but I understand your girls there" "Naw man, your good she's just being a girlfriend.

Girlfriend by staytrueforever December 8, 2010

girlfriend 

The future wife of another man who will inevitably try and dominate you and your wallet.

"I just wanna fuck! Who needs a girlfriend?"

girlfriend by disgrunteled boyfriend November 17, 2004

girlfriend 

Another term for your right hand.

Im writing with my girlfriend.

girlfriend by Astute February 17, 2014

Girlfriend 

A girl that you have to spend your time and money with. Most of your free time is takin so their isnt anytime for your bros or for xbox/playstation. Most guys only get them because they are lonly or want to get laid.

1) Bro 1: Come hang and play some xbox with the bros tonight!

Bro 2: Can't, I have a girlfriend.

2) "Man, Im getting laid tonight!"

Girlfriend by Manuelr11 December 3, 2013