re-gift

To receive a crappy gift that you dont want or need and pass it on to someone else as a present.

Grandma gave me a horrible sweater for my birthday, so i re-gifted it to John for Christmas.

by sbrunner December 30, 2006

God's gift

when someone thinks they are the best thing that ever happened, when in reality they are horribly mistaken.

he swears he's god's gift to women.

by s March 2, 2005

Gift-jacked

After someone has confided what they plan to get a common recipient as a gift, gift-jacking is stealing that person's gift idea and buying it for the recipient yourself first. Result is that they have to think of something else to give. Often followed later with the gift-jacker mentioning what they got the recipient and pretending it was their idea in the first place.

Noun form is Gift-jacker: being the person who does the idea theft.

I was going to get Jane an apron for Christmas, but I got gift-jacked by my Mom.

by etcetera16 December 24, 2010

gift package

When you stuff your balls into the condom with your dick.

I was so drunk last night I gave the girl from the bar the gift package.

by Dick weasel August 11, 2017

gift grab

Receiving a wedding or graduation party invitation from someone with whom you have very little connection, or none at all. Typically peaks in the spring and early summer.

"Look, honey, we are invited to Chip and Muffy's wedding this summer! Isn't Muffy the third cousin, twice removed of your old high school teacher's son's first wife? I guess we've gotten a gift grab!

by divamama April 28, 2011

Gifts and Stiffs

Slang term for the law school course commonly referred to as Trusts & Estates (or Wills & Trusts in some areas).

Gifts and Stiffs is a useful class, but it isn't much fun, and it can be boring sometimes.

by J-rad January 10, 2007

gift giver

When someone who is HIV positive infects someone HIV negative by cumming inside them.

That gift giver gave me AIDS

by Angelus69 January 5, 2006