Germ x lube

When an emo needs lube so he can get it on with another emo.
The emo kid rubbed his nub with germ x lube
by CancerMurmer69 April 12, 2017
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He-man germ

the .01% percent germ that cant be killed by ANY disinfectants soaps.
tv: "Lysol kills 99.9% percent of germs"

Boy: "dad how come it doesnt kill 100%"

Dad: "because that last germ is a He-man germ!"
by duddies February 24, 2011
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mandy germ disease

It is a bacteria and virus that is uncurable. It spreads through both female and male, attacking the genetilias. Spreading the disease known as "The Mandy", or an British slang for "Itchy Balls and Ovaries". The virus mutates in the Breast, in particular the left breast.
You just got the mandy germ disease, stay away from me, you may make my balls itch too.
by Casey Parker April 08, 2008
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There are other germs on your hands: So, pretty much, this is a saying coined by Sam Martens . It's like an urban version of "There are other fish in the Sea." But, it's better. Mostly because she's pretty dern awesome. She alledgedly went mad one day, from a germ-related illness and stabbed herself in the stomache. Ki...lling herself and her pregnantness. (Georgios: your-go.) FYI: i love that kid! (:
"Oh, you're not over him? Don't worry, there are other germs on your hands."
by Sam Martens. December 06, 2009
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germing

whacking your dick on a table and taking a mortar and pestle to grind at it for extra girth!
Hey man, let’s go germing at my house tonight!
by rock hard fairy February 25, 2024
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Germs on you

When your friend is sick and they jokingly want to give you their sickness.
Lily: *touches Katie* "Germs on you!!"
Katie: "Oi Lily!!"
by brooklynlikespizza April 25, 2022
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Fluffy germs

Used when the woman during anal secretes a semi/fluid excrement while the male is humping her, the fluid starts bubbling as a result.
"Damn bro, I fucked her and I didn't even realize I gave her fluffy germs"
by bababoeey July 31, 2021
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