saggy gammons

abnormally large/slack labia.

shit dude, she had some badass saggy gammons, literally touching her knees!!!

by sloncher November 22, 2011

Gammon

English racists, predominantly white old men (but can be dark-skinned, young or female), who turn crimson with rage when their racism spews out

"Your timeline is a cesspit of nationalistic anti-foreigner bile. You've gone full gammon, bruh"

by Daily Racist March 24, 2024

gammon head

Someone with an abnormally large head

Oi Gammon Head! How Is It?

by VampyLovesCake August 30, 2022

Gammon

Gammon (noun) is a thicker cut of pork that's similar to bacon. Its pinkish flesh reminds one of the florid complexion of a certain demographic of boomer white males, angry about foreigners, angry about immigrants, angry about young people, angry about... I dunno... Bounty Bars being smaller than they used to be. They often read the Daily Mail and probably play golf in all-male clubs while the "little lady" remains at home cooking. You know you've met a gammon because they'll tell you you're being racist against white people. Also: gammony (adj)

Blimey, Nigel was ranting on about immigration again yesterday. He is such a gammon.

by CurmudgeonRocket April 22, 2021

Gammon

British term of derision used to mock right-wing white men whose face adopts a pink-ish color (resembling a cut of gammon) during fits of anger.

"we just drove past a tiny #FreeTommy demo in trafalgar square and it was the most pathetic and most gammon-tinted crowd i’ve ever seen. dickheads."

by bpromas July 19, 2018

Gammon Paradox

Someone that wants to keep their sovereignty yet rejects that very same sovereignty.

This occurs primarily when a Gammon that voted for a hard Brexit to get their sovereignty back, has a fit due to the law of the land (sovereignty) going against their wishes.

Or, when the act of a proroguement was deemed by a Gammon that it was not used for 'particular purpose' (i.e. Brexit), yet the Gammon insists the 'particular purpose' was affected by the deemed illegality of said proroguement.

"This is a prime example of a Gammon Paradox, as he insists the supreme court is the bad ones in all this, but the courts are part of our sovereign state."

by Streakin-Bacon September 24, 2019

harley gammon

harley gammon is the most coolist person that you will ever come upon, he is v ery athletic and good looking with a massive downstairs, he is very kindhearted with many friends.........he shows a big love towards the baba g

harley gammon is cool

by mr writethetime March 8, 2022