Fornite

Is a game , where guys only care and not care about their gf, and like what’s the company number , I’m saving people relationships here

Fornite is a dumb game , and they will die just for playing that

by Wassupits me March 4, 2018

fornicate

Upper class fuckery, or more especially, a word designed to roll off the tongues of royalty....

"My dear Queen, whist the blacksmith fucks the maid, shall we retire to the royal fornication chamber?"

by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005

fornication

Fucking in Shakespearian times.

Aye, Sally often took part in fornication with thee noblemen.
They lifted up her gowns and continued their way to enter what they saw. Sally picked one of the men to an act of utter pleasure, and when they so were done, they lighted up some exquisit tobacco and went on their ways.

And t'was good.

by MephistophelesIsDying March 16, 2007

Furnident

The indentions left on carpet from a piece of furniture (ie a couch, arm chair, coffe table etc...)

I hate when you move your couch after 10 years and there are perma furnidents! (permafurnidents)

by WaddyG September 3, 2010

furniture thunder

When your upstairs neighbors are rearranging their furniture at random times throughout the day, so it sounds like thunder. Sometimes people actually mistake furniture thunder, for real thunder itself.

Honey, is there a thunderstorm outside?

No, it's just furniture thunder from Eric upstairs.

by Medicus007 September 23, 2016

natio furniture

Chairs and tables made from cases of Natural Ice (or any beer), or coolers full of alcoholic beverages, typically used for seating at cookouts.

We were using those thirty bombs as natio furniture until Chad showed up and drank it all.

by dcoy February 17, 2009

Rearrange the furniture

What a dumb bitch calls adjusting your nuts.

"Omg! Did you see luke rearrange the furniture?"

by Muddybones August 14, 2018