fumpe

a group of bitches usually headed by a male

i was out with the my fumpe last night

by moe bitches July 29, 2006

fumper

fumper - when you date a girl that is really hot just to get inside of her pants, then you break up with her

mike - hey bro this girl is bangin and she likes me but I don't want to go out with her

Timmy - yeah I got you do what I always do "fumper"

mike - "fumper" ?

Timmy - yeah it's when you date a girl just to get in her pants then you break up with her after you do. hence the name "fumper"

by transformersfiend411 August 13, 2009

Fumping

the act of humping furniture as a means of sexual stimulation so as to keep one from doing stupid things such as chronic masturbation or rape; often done in such segregated environments as the armed forces or summer programs such as GHP

Dude there are no bitches here and I'm so horny; let's go fumping!

by GSB55 June 27, 2009

fumpled

getting fucked or owned or rape or destroyed

guy 1:damn this guy is good and killin me
guy 2:You GOT FUMPLED NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by titeass September 11, 2007

Fumped

To be dumped (relationship) through the social networking platform "Facebook"

Person A notifying Person B that they no longer wish to remain in a relationship using FACEBOOK as a method of communicating the message. Being dumped on Facebook or Fumped for short.

by JonORourke May 16, 2009

Fumpter

What a girl gets after having sex when her vagina and asshole become one

Man, that's the smelliest fumpter i've ever seen.

by Tylerticklefingers January 9, 2011

Fumpkin

The action of the girl sitting on your penis while taking a shit

Hey sweetie instead of a Blumpkin tonight how about a Fumpkin instead !?

by Jake Hughes21 May 7, 2017