fuck witted

an idividual who by fault of parental conception is a skid-mark on the collective underwear of society. Seeassclown, fuck-fuck, fuckstick, dumb-ass, chris, shane

damn that guy sure is fuck-witted. He is even more fuck-witted than shane. Maybe even more than chris

by some dude July 6, 2004

you fuck with me, you fuck with the universe, you fuck yourself

what goes around comes around

That guy got what he deserved for cheating on me. You fuck with me, you fuck with the universe, you fuck yourself.

by Glitter&Gold March 13, 2009

fuck-witted stinker poof

A sutpid person (fuck wit) who has an odius odour i.e smells like shit (smelly bastard) and is also a homosexual (queer).

Jay: I really hate Michael!
Lucy: I know, he's such a fuck-witted stinker poof!

by Belsh June 15, 2008

Fuck with the Dali Lama

to meditate

I'd love to go to the party tonight, but I've been really stressed lately. I need to get centered. I think I'm just gonna stay in and fuck with the Dali Lama.

by billyfrolic August 21, 2009

fuck with the forces

Term used to describe people who use magic, stones, and religious/pagan rituals to alter outcomes and shape the world around them.

“Here, you can use this stone which will strengthen your throat chakra.”

“Oh shit, I didn’t know you fuck the forces.”

Yeah, i fuck with the forces

by Skitch360 December 13, 2017

I fuck with my shoes off

What you say to a woman you’re about to fuck when you don’t want to use a condom, so when she says yeah obviously, you’re good.

I brought this young lass home and I told her I fuck with my shoes off
She said “don’t we all”
9 months later there’s my son

by anonymous September 20, 2020

I dont fuck with that shit

When you don't wanna do something because that's not how you are.

some friend: "Hey , you wanna smoke this joint with three kind of plants?"

You: "Nah bro, I dont fuck with that shit."

by Idama5 October 3, 2017