floating t-shirt

very dark skinned black people, because all you see of them in the dark is their t-shirts

ay did you see all those floating t-shirts over there by the bus-stop?

by late! October 16, 2008

teeth are floating

When one has to pee really bad.

The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.

Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.

by benormous December 28, 2005

floating air bisquit

Also known as silent but deadly. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. Don't ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the rule of: "Whoever smelt it delt it"

"someone done ripped a floating air bisquit"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

Floating Head Doctor

Floating head doctor is a body with no head and a head with no body. The head often floats around while the body clumsily makes mistakes. Invented by J.D. on Scrubs.

Head: Have you seen my body!!?!?
Guy1: It's over there hurry!
Body: No, you shall never get me!!

Elliot: Sigh, it's just Floating Head Doctor again"

by parrappa October 8, 2008

Chocolate cupcake with red frosting

A prolapsed anus

When the anus protrudes out of ones backside, it resembles a cupcake with red frosting, but that’s where the poop comes from, hence chocolate cupcake with red frosting.

by A WHITE GUY November 14, 2019

twat frosting

A variation on snail trails.

See: snail trails

"Man, after our date, she asked me to peel off her thong. It was covered in twat frosting, bro. COVERED. Needless to say, I got laid." *gets high-five*

by Nomad9590 October 1, 2009

Fronting

Giving a sub-suplier drugs in bulk for free, up front, on the understanding that they will pay you within a given period once they have dealt them in smaller quatities at a markup

He's been fronting me ki's for years now because he knows I bring that paper right back.

by emby85 April 15, 2009