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a land where the legal age for sex is 7 and consensual sex is illegal as rape is more difficult because theyre all pussies. most french men would be easily twatted by a 7 year old girl, its lucky they dont have girls. Men walk ROUND WITH BAGUETTES UP THEIR ARSES and and their cum smells strongly of garlic and takes up most of the english channel.
Zinedines in prison again, probably the many years of multiple garcon rape. STAY IN FUCKING FRANCE NEXT TIME
France by zinedine garlicsson December 31, 2010
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France
The country that started the Post-it Art craze.
Aka. France, a country in Western Europe that used to be the center of power and culture, but recently lost all that due to the enormous amount of time it spends trying to maneuver through its own ridiculously complex and incompetent government, arguing with itself and the United States, and chasing anything with a skirt higher than knee-length. Between all that it has had no time to do anything actually useful for anybody for the past half century. So instead it contents itself with preserving what culture it used to have through government funded programs.
Its food doesn't really live up to reputation (but the restaurants charge the price for it), the people in the cities are rude and consider running others off the street...oh wait. They're so into themselves they don't notice they run people off the streets. The low wage workers often strike in places that do not affect the government, but do get in the way of ordinary citizens. Their doctors do not call patients back and they do not clean or bath or pick up their dog poo so they are often sick. Their managers have temper tantrums at work (at the places that actually accomplish work). And their public transportation, aside from the metro, is crap.
So they moan that they are not the center of the Earth, but continue to do nothing productive about it. Except make Post-it art.
Aka. France, a country in Western Europe that used to be the center of power and culture, but recently lost all that due to the enormous amount of time it spends trying to maneuver through its own ridiculously complex and incompetent government, arguing with itself and the United States, and chasing anything with a skirt higher than knee-length. Between all that it has had no time to do anything actually useful for anybody for the past half century. So instead it contents itself with preserving what culture it used to have through government funded programs.
Its food doesn't really live up to reputation (but the restaurants charge the price for it), the people in the cities are rude and consider running others off the street...oh wait. They're so into themselves they don't notice they run people off the streets. The low wage workers often strike in places that do not affect the government, but do get in the way of ordinary citizens. Their doctors do not call patients back and they do not clean or bath or pick up their dog poo so they are often sick. Their managers have temper tantrums at work (at the places that actually accomplish work). And their public transportation, aside from the metro, is crap.
So they moan that they are not the center of the Earth, but continue to do nothing productive about it. Except make Post-it art.
Girl 1 "Oh isn't France romantic?!?!"
Girl2 "Sure, I love the way that smelly man over there just told me I'm fat and drooled over my ass"
Girl2 "Sure, I love the way that smelly man over there just told me I'm fat and drooled over my ass"
France by qwertyuiopzxcvbnm12345 October 10, 2011
France
France was just one big safari, surrender monkies as far as the eye could see.
Look at that cute surrender monkey smoking and eating cheese!
Look at that cute surrender monkey smoking and eating cheese!
France by Couturedevoiture October 16, 2009
France
a country that eats themselves (peoples nicknames are frogs). and there cowards with dumb accents and has the highest rate of prostitutes in the world in front of Japan and the US. but they still make good wine and cheese but that doesnt count for anything people!!!!!!!
napoleon and the corsicans is coming all frogs runs away...
Germany is coming run away...
the us are coming run away...
French girl: hey pale vu france'?
american guy and girl: hey how bout a three some well pay u?
French girl:k...
Germany is coming run away...
the us are coming run away...
French girl: hey pale vu france'?
american guy and girl: hey how bout a three some well pay u?
French girl:k...
France by german teen February 25, 2008
France
Person 1: Hey man. I haven't been keeping up with the war. Who is winning?
Person 2: Definitely not France, that's for sure.
Person 2: Definitely not France, that's for sure.
France by FridayLover May 29, 2014