Two for Forty

When two strippers are fighting over you at the club for a $20 lap dance and you don't want to be rude and you think fuck it lets do both at once.

Chris couldn't work out which stripper to get a lappy from. He pondered should I take Jade or Jaguar? Fuck it two for forty.

If you're horny, let's do it
Two for forty
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

by baggers October 06, 2017

forty pounder

A forty pounder is a forty ounce bottle of liquor, generally whiskey, vodka, rum, or other 80 proof stuff.

Matt didn't make it to work cause he got himself deucefaced on a forty pounder.

by compa62 November 25, 2010

forty-two

The age where your usefulness to society begins to diminish.

Some enlightened tribes in Africa kill or abandon members of the tribe that are 42 years old to preserve resources.

by Anonymous October 08, 2002

FORTY WINERS

Derragatory term used for the forty niners usually by superior Raider Fans.

The forty winers got their ass kicked this sunday

by migy October 02, 2006

forty-niner

A person who is not very bright but intelligent enough to feed himself and put on his own clothes. The names derives from being 3 cards short of a full 52-card deck.

Don't expect him to be rational. He's a forty-niner at best.

by Slo Joe Jizz October 14, 2010

forty-sixin'

A sexual position for one or more partners. When viewed from the certain angle, this position resembles the 13th semiprime number, 46.

Oh we were just forty-sixin' in the shed. No biggie.

by jonor friccharrison May 30, 2009

forty-two

when you "leave someone hangin"
or stand them up

yea man i was waitin outside for like three hours but that b***h forty-two'd me

by GoGo '11 November 14, 2010