When two strippers are fighting over you at the club for a $20 lap dance and you don't want to be rude and you think fuck it lets do both at once.
Chris couldn't work out which stripper to get a lappy from. He pondered should I take Jade or Jaguar? Fuck it two for forty.

If you're horny, let's do it
Two for forty
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
by baggers October 6, 2017
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A girl or woman of short stature who is capable of drinking two forty ounce bottles of beer or malt liquor in one sitting/evening.
"Yo that girl can DRINK!"
"Yeah, she's a Shorty Two Forty"
by FroggyBumBum March 17, 2006
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