Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 is the greatest hat collecting simulator of all time. It was originally released by Valve in 2007, and still maintains a strong player-base to this day.

Team Fortress 2 is one of the best free-to-play games out there. If you have Steam, you should definitely give it a try.

by This is my handle okay July 29, 2025

Fortress on Wheels

An extremely large car over 2 tons in weight.

The traffic going to Chicago is crazy on Friday night at 6 P.M. We don't want anything small, we want a fortress on wheels. Ask Jason if he'd like to go.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

fortress code

Atrociously written code that is only used or kept around because other code or systems rely on it.

Person A: Work today was rough. Someone threw together a program last week that takes minutes to organize files and we were told to use it.
Person B: Are you not allowed to change it?
Person A: Nope; it's fortress code at this point. Our boss replaced the computer's file manager with the program, and any change made to it would brick the computer.

by ChameleonDragon September 12, 2021

Fortress of Stupitude

the impenetrable shell in which dwell people who's superstitious beliefs and/or antiquated opinions are unswayed by science, evidence, and irrefutable proof.

Don't bother trying to explain evolution to that guy. I've tried for years. Even our college professors gave up. He's listened to too much Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh and watched too much Fox News. Now he lives in a Fortress of Stupitude.

by hmcdesq February 19, 2015

Danish Fortress

When a group of people gets naked together and lieths down together preferably on the floor. Should be a equal amount of girls and boys, and 5+.

White fly guy - Hey, there's shit to do!
Random - Yea i feel you man!
White fly guy - So let's hit up some danish fortress?
Tool - no imma pass today!

by valpo swede November 19, 2011

Open Fortress

A mod for Team Fortress 2 that adds a new deathmatch gamemode and a new class: The Mercenary.

My favourite TF2 mod is Open Fortress

by Wario1212331132 January 14, 2021

Team Fortress 2

Used to be a first person shooter, now its just bot haven

Team fortress 2 has so many bots!

by Trenchwarrior1917 December 30, 2023