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Forrest Pump 

A porno mawking the movie forrest gump. It has basically the same dialogue as the movie, but changed with pornographic langauge.
In the porno, Forrest Pump:

(Scene where forrest is in vietnam and gets shot)

"Oww, something FUCKED ME!!!!"

(Scene where forrest is in hospital with Lt. Dan)

Lt. Clam!!!! I came!!!!
Forrest Pump by Kudzuboy January 24, 2011

forrest gump it

Run nonstop for miles until you reach another state, continent or a far destination.
Girlfriend: Babe I wish this relationship wasn’t miles away if only we can meet in person.

Boyfriend: Fuck it I’ma Forrest Gump it.
forrest gump it by Sweetart Queen September 20, 2017

Forrest Gump it

Will you play ping pong with me? No, I don’t feel like it. You’ll have to Forrest Gump it!
Forrest Gump it by Lol Maryland February 16, 2020

Forrest Fire 

When one unknowingly acts on a situation others would clearly avoid; pertaining to physical acts or input in a conversation. That results in either unintentionally offending or breaking someone/something. As well as being humorous to all who witness the action.
Walking through a brand new screen door, just another Forrest Fire...
Forrest Fire by Dilbious August 20, 2020

Forrest Gump 

1. The act of running away from a horrible situation (i.e. a blind date nightmare), and just take off running.

2. To just up and take off running, usually in someone's face with no remorse. Also known as "gumping it"
Man, that bitch wasn't the same as her pictures she sent. I Forrest Gumped that ho.

These punkasses tried to jump me in the alley. I straight Gumped those fools and bounced.
Forrest Gump by TheRagingDemon856 February 12, 2010

Forrest Dump

To defecate onto a ping pong paddle and then tapping your partner in the face to show a loving commitment to the relationship. After the tap the words, "I love you Jenny!" must be shouted even if your partner's name is not Jenny. Made famous by the popular movie, "Forrest Gump" when the main character becomes famous for being a professional ping pong player during the Cold War.
I was going to propose but I wasn't ready for marriage, so I forrest dumped her.