flimptie

the hero in a children's fairy story, who saves
Flimptieland from the evil Zurtledurks with the aid of the good fairy Tumshee, the love of his life.

A Flimptie is a fearless thing
He’ll dragons slay and treasures bring.
He’s fleet of foot and soft of heart
And from him Tumshees never part
Is he real, or just a dream?
He’s flesh and bone so it would seem.
Or does he dwell in a secret place
Where no one ever sees his face?

by Susie Percival April 28, 2008

flimple

a fat an ugly pimple.

ewwww caro!! is that a flimple!? grosss.

by guidette(: January 18, 2010

Fimple

A white guy who buys cheap stuff for people he cares about

My boyfriend is a Fimple

by Evans September 17, 2016

fmimfp

An acronym for “Fuck Me In My Fucking Pussy.” This phrase is used to convey stress, annoyance, or disbelief.

Person 1: “How did you drive twenty-two miles past where you needed to stop.”
Person 2: “We’re so stupid, fuck.”
Person 1: “fmimfp.”

by smoljimmy May 29, 2019

Fimp

A female version of simp

A female who is putting a bum bitch on a bad bitch level treating them like they royal when they are no where close to that

A female who spends time and money on a kid who isn't even theirs

it's their girlfriend/boyfriends kid and they put them first priority even before family and work no matter what

She just bought her gf/'sbf's kid all those gifts but didn't buy her nieces or nephews one

If my girlfriend/boyfriend isn't invited then I'm not going

That's 100% definition of a fimp

by 2ndtono1 December 19, 2019

Flimp

Mix of the words floppy and limp. Generally used to describe people with severe paralysis.

"Do you see that guy flimping around in his wheelchair?"

by DustyBuns January 31, 2020

Fimp

A female simp (a women who overvalues a man and begs for forgiveness/ attention)

“ damn she’s with him again?! He cheated on her like 3 times ! She’s such a fimp”

by Hoodini.shit February 6, 2020