Flumping

Waiving the bed sheets up and down while still in bed in an effort to dispel fart gasses

Example #1:
He: ( farts loudly in bed)
She: “Again?!” As she rolls over “If this one smells as bad as your last fart you’d better start flumping or find another place to sleep.”

Example #2:
(Coughing) OMG, you could at least start flumping when you fart like that in bed. I can’t breathe from your fumes.

by Juana B. Likejoe April 22, 2014

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bronchi flump

a female name, deriving from Aurora

Bronchi Flump, go get that paper!

by David Dwyer Jr. December 23, 2002

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sheky flump

referring to a side effect of the common STD called chlamydigohnyherpesyphyllaids

i was with your mom and grandma last night,and all i got was this lousy case of the sheky flumps!

by maj November 4, 2004

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Salty Flump Sack

One, man or woman, who has an impeccable amount of Flump in his salt sack and is a legend among gods AKA Flurb

Damn That Flurb over there has such a large amount of Flump in his salt sack He best be sharrin' it with me son! I am deprived of my Salty Flump Sack and its running dry cause my reserves of Flump have run out

by Tankordzoz January 8, 2009

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Salty Flump Sacks

Probably the worst name every for a fantasy baseball team. It makes no sense.

Who the hell are the Salty Flump Sacks? The name alone wreaks of failure.

by waldo12345 February 24, 2009

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Saggle Flump Pus (SFP)

The rotting, mutating fluids and gastric discharge erupting from the stomach that has gradually diluted as it slowly sinks through the entire female anatomy, rotting and purging everything there is until finally it all cascades and slithers out from the south gate, spraying and splatting all over the inner thighs and floor of the horribly unlucky victim.

Girl, you so totally just Saggle Flump Pus (SFP) ed all over my new nikes.

by The grand morster. March 23, 2007

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