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Flashbang

The act of ejaculating in the women's eyes while simultaneously slapping both ears so she can neither hear nor see.
Last night I flashbanged Cindy and watched her stumble around my apartment.
by Robfull September 5, 2016
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Flashbanging

Someone says something so so so stupid that it just completely throws you and you briefly consider that you're actually the one whose wrong.
Flashbanging is the stupid person's version of gaslighting.
by John PenBloc July 3, 2018
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Flashbang wank

A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.
I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.
by Cum shoot January 20, 2021
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Flashbang

A video, image, or bit of text that throws the viewer off, and immediately shaves away any previous assumptions about possible routes a story may take.

An example of a flashbang:

Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?

Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<
Billy: I was watching this video of cats making cute noises, and the guy who posted it Flashbanged me with an image of a gaping manhole.

Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
by munchiesnOOb November 30, 2023
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Flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and clap her in the ears and run.
by u69 September 9, 2020
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Flashbang

To have cum shot into your eyes to the point you are blinded
“Hey Jenny, how was it with Ted?”
“Well it was great and all until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see for the rest of the night
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Flashbang beef patty

A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.
Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022
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