Chinese Flashbang

when you have a micropenis and you fuck a girls ear and cum inside

Dude i totally just Chinese Flashbanged a girl last night.

Man, you never told me you got a MICROPENIS.
NONONOO-. .

by ThatOneIrishGuy May 2, 2022

Flashbang

To have cum shot into your eyes to the point you are blinded

“Hey Jenny, how was it with Ted?”
“Well it was great and all until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see for the rest of the night”

by PenisTestosteroneStressDisorde April 4, 2023

Flashbang beef patty

A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.

Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty

by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022

FlashBang

A flashbang is an alternate word for a one night stand, just 10x more intelligent

I had a flashbang with this chick from the pub last night. Yeah, now I have HIV and severe depression.

by Daddy Long Legs 👅 June 10, 2020

Flashbang

When in a dark room with a homie, get their attention. Once you have the attention, rapidly flash your camera flashlight in there direction. While they are disoriented, make your way towards them and rip ass on them.

Guy 1: How did you do it?
Guy 2: I flashbanged him last night when he was laying in his bed, got him right on the head. Dude didn't even know what was opening.

by SDAntics April 10, 2022

Fallujah Flashbang

When entering a building Fallujah, Iraq, you would throw Grenades instead of Flashbangs.

Lcpl Wagner toss a fallujah flashbangs in that room to clear it.

by TheUglyAmerican January 17, 2023

Flashbang

noun
1. The sudden appearance of a large crowd of caucasian individuals, obscuring one's view of their surroundings, typically in a relatively small space, such as a train in a subway.

noun
2. a grenade that creates a flash and a high pitched noise intended to stun or disorient targets without actually injuring or seriously harming them.

1: "It took you a while to get home from the city. Did something happen on the way back?"
2: "Turns out the Taylor Swift concert had just ended the same time I intended to leave. I tried to get onto the train as early as I could, but all public transportation in the area was hit with a flashbang, could barely breathe in there!"

by legalizenuclearbombs January 5, 2024