pest friend

Like a bestfriend but all they do is annoy you & and are very hard to get rid of. Unfortunately bug spray will not work on these large beasties.

I'm sure we've all proberly had one of these....Pest friends, or stil do?AAAAahhgGGGRRhhrr. I got a call from my pest friend... to chew my ear off.

by wibblewobblewobble October 16, 2008

Netflix Friend

When one or more of a Netflix subscription holder's acquaintances (not necessarily friends) 'shares' the account for his or her own pleasure.

Joe: "Dude my mom looked on my Netflix and I'm in deep shit because it said I watched American Pie!"
Steve: "It was probably Dave, freaking douche. Why do you like him?"
Joe: "He's just a Netflix friend. I hate him"
Steve: "How did he get your password?"
Joe: "He begged me for days because he couldn't wait to see the newest House of Cards. Fuckin' lying bitch"

by e.e. cummings October 6, 2013

sideline friend

A friend that is well liked by friends but doesn't get asked to hangout or get invited to things and is left on the "sidelines"

She says she likes me but never wants to hangout with me, I feel like a sideline friend.

by bigred00 April 3, 2016

Ooh Friend!

Originally a quote from series 1 of the Inbetweeners, now used when a group of friends are hanging around and then someone that knows one person but nobody else in the group gets involved (comes up, phones up, drives up) and 'Ooh Friend' is used by the rest of the group.

Usually followed by a denial of the friendship by the person who was 'known'.

"Allright mate?"
"Hello mate"

Rest of group: "OOH FRIEND!"

"He is not my fucking friend".

by Agalboo September 10, 2011

day friend

A friend you only hang out with during the day because they’re too messy to deal with at night, usually due to their partying ways or tendency to somehow always get you into trouble.

I have a rule with Edith: I only hang out with her before sunset. She’s strictly a day friend. The last night we went out, she released a family of raccoons in the club “because they need to dance too.”

by Sickomonster March 7, 2023

Real Friend

The one person that will stand by you, no matter what. They will help you with your problems and give you the advice you need, even if it isn't what you want to hear. They will put you first and make time for you when you need them. They will always have your back when you need it but won't hesitate to tell you when you're wrong.

No matter how long you are apart you can pick up right where you left off with them.

Jay has always been there for me even when he's had all kinds of other stuff going on. He's a "real friend".

Beth has never been a "real friend" but I never thought she would betray me like that.

by becka86 October 26, 2013

just a friend

when a famous model, is absolutely blind when it comes to love.
he loves a girl with his heart and soul, but keeps on calling her "just a friend"
WAKE UP ADRIEN AGRESTE.

alya: yo adrien! what do you think of marinette?
adrien, who's practically doodling hearts with the name 'marinette': marinette? yeah, she's just a friend!
alya: oooooohhh boy...

by ladybvg May 12, 2019