Sometimes spelled bonerflex. A boner-flex is when one is in a public place or something and he is horny and has a boner. However, not wanting to embarrass himself by masturbating, he flexing his penal muscles to acquire the intended pleasure.
The word boner-flex can also be used as a substitute for various swear words.
The word boner-flex can also be used as a substitute for various swear words.
Dude, I was so horny in class so I just had a great boner-flex.
Dude, what the boner-flex?!
Son of a boner-flex!
Dude, what the boner-flex?!
Son of a boner-flex!
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When a person, usually a friend, brags or boasts about an insignificant event that has happened to them. In comparison to a normal flex a Micro-Flex makes you question why they would say such a thing too you as it does not effect your life in any way and you do not care for it. A Micro-Flex is usually performed by a person who has very little self confidence, this is due to them wanting to big up their own uneventful and sad lives.
Person 1: I'm starting my new job on the 15th of October
Person 2: *Why would they say that to me? Did they just Micro-Flex Me?*
Person 1: I just lost my Virginity
Person 2: *Ok, cool. I didn't need to know and I don't care.*
Person 1: I always go clubbing and I always feel like shit the next day
Person 2: *So don't go clubbing on a Uni night then, are you seriously trying to Micro-Flex me?*
Person 2: *Why would they say that to me? Did they just Micro-Flex Me?*
Person 1: I just lost my Virginity
Person 2: *Ok, cool. I didn't need to know and I don't care.*
Person 1: I always go clubbing and I always feel like shit the next day
Person 2: *So don't go clubbing on a Uni night then, are you seriously trying to Micro-Flex me?*
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Eg. The meme account @trigomemetry asked elon musk to repost his tweets with credit. He replied with "sure". He then showed his followers proof to Elon responding, thus having a credit flex
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"Hello there, welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your order?"
"Yeah, give me a coke, small fry, and a McPenis Filet."
"Alright, that's a Coca-Cola, child's-size fry, and what was that last item?"
"A McPenis Filet...give me a big, juicy, McPenis Filet."
"I'm sorry, sir?"
Hilarity ensues.
"Yeah, give me a coke, small fry, and a McPenis Filet."
"Alright, that's a Coca-Cola, child's-size fry, and what was that last item?"
"A McPenis Filet...give me a big, juicy, McPenis Filet."
"I'm sorry, sir?"
Hilarity ensues.
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Response....
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PS - Dont trip she is 18!!!
Response....
She don't have ''woman'' qualities physically. gotta agree with other folks that she does look young. Looks about 14 (not sayin' Doomsday252 is a PDF file or anythin')
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