n. masculine.
One who is never without pussy, always has his (often ferret-like) hand up some skirt or other.
One who is never without pussy, always has his (often ferret-like) hand up some skirt or other.
That Adam kid's such a skirt-ferret. As soon as he dumped that bint with the massive chin he was out with some other crumpet quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.
by Mowen989 March 6, 2009
Get the Skirt-ferretmug. a lover of pussy whom much like a ferret is incredibly curious. poking and prodding around in every nook and cranny for hidden pleasures. imagine a tiny nose with whiskers flicking to and fro.... their cute little feet grabbing.... tongue darting, In and out, and all over.... girl squealing with delight. pussy ferrets are extremely good pets. (dedicated to my boo) (see also ferret sex)
oh my good I love your pussy so much I cant wait to ferret around in there....
my boyfriends a "pussy ferret" he love him some pussy....
my boyfriends a "pussy ferret" he love him some pussy....
by the pussy ferret September 9, 2018
Get the pussy ferretmug. by Seth_Andrew May 6, 2009
Get the Cock Ferretmug. the eternal ferret is a mythical creature that was destroyed by limecat and the clock spider. the eternal ferret is not hiding with chinchillas (ferrets hate chinchillas)
by Heskit April 26, 2007
Get the Eternal Ferretmug. Tay Ferret is an amazing anthro artist who's art skills and creativity are only outshined by his brains and his cuteness. Tay Ferret's real identity is a secret because the world doesn't agree with him yet. Sometimes crazy people want to hurt Tay because they think he's bad, these people are Lion their tails off about him!
Let's go see uncle Tay! Maybe that fun Bear will be On Watch while I soak him again this time! Once Tay Ferret is all done, he will cuddle with me and Fay Terret in our mix of warm wetness and frothy stickiness!
by HaveAScrewLooseAndAFuseBlew July 17, 2023
Get the Tay Ferretmug. One who is light on his feet i.e. one who jumps puddles; a bender; a shirt-lifter; he who enjoys the company of knob jockeys; a tail-gunner.
by big_jurgen March 25, 2009
Get the Chutney Ferretmug. by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011
Get the ferret peltmug.