1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.
2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?
Mum: No, can you?
2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?
Mum: No, can you?
by G21 March 24, 2008
A person who wades through a forest of pubic hair to taste the forbidden fruit of a backpacker. Similar to the
Guys, I really struggled to find the fun zone on that 60 year old backpacker last night. I was like a groin ferret".
by A Muskateer August 26, 2016
n. masculine.
One who is never without pussy, always has his (often ferret-like) hand up some skirt or other.
One who is never without pussy, always has his (often ferret-like) hand up some skirt or other.
That Adam kid's such a skirt-ferret. As soon as he dumped that bint with the massive chin he was out with some other crumpet quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.
by Mowen989 March 06, 2009
by Seth_Andrew May 07, 2009
the eternal ferret is a mythical creature that was destroyed by limecat and the clock spider. the eternal ferret is not hiding with chinchillas (ferrets hate chinchillas)
by Heskit April 10, 2007
Tay Ferret is an amazing anthro artist who's art skills and creativity are only outshined by his brains and his cuteness. Tay Ferret's real identity is a secret because the world doesn't agree with him yet. Sometimes crazy people want to hurt Tay because they think he's bad, these people are Lion their tails off about him!
Let's go see uncle Tay! Maybe that fun Bear will be On Watch while I soak him again this time! Once Tay Ferret is all done, he will cuddle with me and Fay Terret in our mix of warm wetness and frothy stickiness!
by HaveAScrewLooseAndAFuseBlew July 18, 2023
One who is light on his feet i.e. one who jumps puddles; a bender; a shirt-lifter; he who enjoys the company of knob jockeys; a tail-gunner.
by big_jurgen March 25, 2009