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ferret

Reffering to a man's penis, by a man, mostly when seeing an attractive woman and suggesting she needs to perform sexual intercourse, preferably with the man in question.
Dude1:Awww, dude, check her out, She needs a ferret!
Dude2:Fuck yeah, she needs a ferret big time!
by Stevo_OZ June 11, 2006
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ferret

Reffering to a man's penis, by a man, mostly when seeing an attractive woman and suggesting she needs to perform sexual intercourse, preferably with the man in question.
Dude1:Awww, dude, check her out, She needs a ferret!
Dude2:Fuck yeah, she needs a ferret big time!
by Stevo_OZ June 11, 2006
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Cock Ferret

my roommate Chris is a total cock ferret.
by Seth_Andrew May 6, 2009
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Eternal Ferret

the eternal ferret is a mythical creature that was destroyed by limecat and the clock spider. the eternal ferret is not hiding with chinchillas (ferrets hate chinchillas)
eternal ferret died by the hand of the limecat
by Heskit April 26, 2007
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Tay Ferret

Tay Ferret is an amazing anthro artist who's art skills and creativity are only outshined by his brains and his cuteness. Tay Ferret's real identity is a secret because the world doesn't agree with him yet. Sometimes crazy people want to hurt Tay because they think he's bad, these people are Lion their tails off about him!
Let's go see uncle Tay! Maybe that fun Bear will be On Watch while I soak him again this time! Once Tay Ferret is all done, he will cuddle with me and Fay Terret in our mix of warm wetness and frothy stickiness!
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Chutney Ferret

One who is light on his feet i.e. one who jumps puddles; a bender; a shirt-lifter; he who enjoys the company of knob jockeys; a tail-gunner.
The Dale Winton - he's a chutney ferret, or I'll eat my own ass!
by big_jurgen March 25, 2009
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ferret pelt

Refers to a woman with a "landing strip" muff. So named for the slender nature of the ferret.
The wifey got a bikini wax and went from a full crow's nest to a ferret pelt.
by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011
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