Miranda: I’ve finally entered my Dark Feminine Era!
Jasmine: Yes Girl , Show female dominance and pull a him on him!
Jasmine: Yes Girl , Show female dominance and pull a him on him!
by badddestbih September 17, 2023
Get the Dark Feminine Eramug. 
Get the Femininemug. A belief of a retarded white bitch thinks she’s better than she actually is. No self awareness whatsoever. Usually some kind of nonce and/or esoterically derived heretic, intertwined closely with neognosticism as per Sophia.
aforementioned dumbass Bitch: “Err, I’m going to vibe into my crystals for you and tell the divine feminine to rape your great aunt”
by SuckMyDickAndBallsYouKike June 9, 2024
Get the Divine Femininemug. When a woman is in the heat of passion and punches, kicks, elbows, head-butts, or back-hands a man right in the dick.
by Madame Lillian February 11, 2025
Get the Angry Welch (feminine)mug. When someone chooses to change their gender to female not because of gender dysphoria, but for practical, functional reasons.
In certain situations becoming female might be desirable for pragmatic reasons. To obtain citizenship by marring a heterosexual male for example. Or simply to become a stay at home wife due to a difficult job market. In prison sometimes it is necessary for a male to become female simply for survival.
Someone practicing functional femininity may be open about the fact they are adopting a female gender purely for pragmatic reasons, or they maybe choose to conceal it. It's not unheard of a male to agree to function as a female for a heterosexual male in return for a VISA via marriage. Their husband being fully aware they are practicing functional femininity and that they do not truly consider themselves female.
Often there is a formal agreement of specific terms. Such as permanent chastity, various (sometimes extreme)surgical enhancements and even castration and/or penectomy. This acts as assurance that the male will continue to function as a female permenantly in the long term. These terms are common when a husband is concious of the fact their wife is a male practicing functional femininity.
This kind of arraignment is common with east asians attempting to move to western countries.
In certain situations becoming female might be desirable for pragmatic reasons. To obtain citizenship by marring a heterosexual male for example. Or simply to become a stay at home wife due to a difficult job market. In prison sometimes it is necessary for a male to become female simply for survival.
Someone practicing functional femininity may be open about the fact they are adopting a female gender purely for pragmatic reasons, or they maybe choose to conceal it. It's not unheard of a male to agree to function as a female for a heterosexual male in return for a VISA via marriage. Their husband being fully aware they are practicing functional femininity and that they do not truly consider themselves female.
Often there is a formal agreement of specific terms. Such as permanent chastity, various (sometimes extreme)surgical enhancements and even castration and/or penectomy. This acts as assurance that the male will continue to function as a female permenantly in the long term. These terms are common when a husband is concious of the fact their wife is a male practicing functional femininity.
This kind of arraignment is common with east asians attempting to move to western countries.
"Well, I can either stay here as an umployed man and live in absolute poverty. Or move to the west and practice functional femininity. Become a wife and at least be comfortable. "
by Privalux July 26, 2024
Get the Functional Femininitymug. 1. A term meaning the person is unsure how to be feminine or doesn't know how to convey femininity.
Not to be confused with being shy or coy.
The term is for those whove never tried to, never been or just find it hard to be feminine.
For the person who believes themselves too masculine or acting in a way.
Not to be confused with being shy or coy.
The term is for those whove never tried to, never been or just find it hard to be feminine.
For the person who believes themselves too masculine or acting in a way.
Poor joanna was in a fix. Being Feminine and doing it around men were two thing that did not compute. Years in gym may have given her muscle, a great figure and the ability to bench press a bus but not insight.
Guess she was a little Femininely awkward
Guess she was a little Femininely awkward
by Theamazinggeek December 16, 2019
Get the Femininely awkwardmug. by oomighost.splat February 6, 2023
Get the feminine hipsmug.