felatiate

The process of performing oral sex on a male.

If I could self-felatiate, I would never have the need for a girlfriend.

by JS--B June 27, 2005

Felates

fuh-lah-tees

The delicate art performing fellatio while practicing pilates. Originated at SUNY Purchase College.

credit to M.Dashevsky

That bitch gave mad good felates!
or
Sorry I didn't answer the phone, I was doing my daily felates.
OR
Are you going to the felates class in the dining hall later? See ya there!

by Em and Kay February 24, 2009

felatio ratio

The reason i'm going to be breaking up with my boyfriend!!

I love you, but unless the felatio ratio improves, i think we should see other people!

by Penelope42069 July 22, 2010

felations

having sexual oral relations with another person/people.

We didn't have actual sex, we just had felations.

by sean conway May 3, 2008

fleatoe

a very small even microscopic penis (about the size of a flea's toe)

kevin has a fleatoe!!!!

by Adam and kevin January 12, 2006

Felat'

Felat'(fill-aish) V. - the act of or performing felatio; oral-sex

See also felatio, felation, felatious, felat'ing, felat'ed, felat'er, and felationism

Ayo bitch..Felat' me!

by J.A.P.A.N. May 29, 2008

flatomusicology

The study of music created with bubbles.

Flatulina's singing fish choir is an example of flatomusic, her study of flatomusic is called flatomusicology.

by Hortense October 2, 2003