farter

one who expels gas from their arse.

Todd is such a farter! He never holds them in

by Joe August 5, 2004

Fartnership

When a boyfriend and girlfriend step into a comfortable place where uncomfortably holding farts in, is no longer. No more explosions when she steps out of the truck. No more loud, dry coughs to cover a fart on the wooden chair at your Caribou date. No more passing false convictions to your dog when your significant other walks in right after you slipped a quiet sauerkraut tickler. This is the stage where trusting each other grows tremendously and the trust for your farts does the exact opposite.

Fartnership displayed: A fantastic partnership of two having a conversation on the way home from Chipotle - Ladyfriend, "Ooo man my stomach hurts, Sweetie I think we may have to make a quick poop stop." Manfriend,"No, it'll be ok Darling, trust me. Be fearless, fart as loud as your anus will allow." Ladyfriend, "Ok sweetie, thank you for not passing judgement." (plopping, slappy ham mist is forced through) Manfriend,"You are so courageous, I love you."

Jack forcefully cocoons Jill under the blanket to bask in a devilish warm butt gas. Jill laughs a bit. They have demonstrated a fartnership.

She showers as he poops, a slightly different form of Irish Bonding, both are unable to keep a quiet fart against the porcelain and shower tile. Gentle giggles and conversations ensue later. This would be fartnership at its best.

by haulpanson November 21, 2014

man farter

A woman who farts in a low tone, or like a man.

"wow did u hear Grace last night. She's such a man farter

by Tabernaque February 25, 2008

cake farter

An Idiot who has nothing better to do than sit on a cake and fart.
Started in the land of the Retards under canada.
Video available on google of some inbred ugly chick sitting on a cake and blowing wind.

Just think, you paid good money to send them to school, looked after them and kept them out of trouble and jail. Only to go on the web and see your daughter farting on a cake.
It must make her parents weep.

Ah well, that's the result of years of inbreeding I suppose.

So my definition in full of a cake farter is:-
Mong, Retard, inbred idiot, or any other word that descibes the most stupid person your ever going to meet!!!

Google cake fart and the cake farter can clearly there be seen doing it.

http://www.cakefarts.com

For those of you to lazy to google it.

by smuje March 31, 2009

Pickle Farter

Someone so lame that they fart pickles.

Derived from a story my dad told me from when he was in the navy during the Vietnam War. For some reason a man frequently bragged about his "cherry ass." He bragged so much that one day his coworkers shoved a pickle in his ass. The man squatted, pooped out the pickle, and cried. From then on, he was called "Pickles."

Man, that guy is so smarmy; he's a pickle farter!

by Tom August 3, 2008

tough farters

individuals who, for whatever reason, frequently pass gas, and whether or not they find it amusing, are inclined to resort to physical violence or threats of violence to quell complaints and criticism

Guy 1: Dude, how'd you get that black eye?

Guy 2: Gary clocked me in the eye after I complained about his smelly fart during the meeting.

Guy 1: He's one of those tough farters, huh?

by Saint NoWhere May 14, 2010

Pillow Farter

A person who farts on their girlfriend's pillow.

AJ Rothert is a goddamn pillow farter.
That pillow farter gave me pink eye

by radasballs September 23, 2011