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Fecal Snow

Particulate fecal depositions that originated from Mexico City. Strong winds that blow through poverty stricken towns aerates the feces, causing it to harden, and later eroding it into the atmosphere where it will later fall like snow.
Jose: It's snowing!
Chiquito: I don't believe you!
Jose: Look! It's dissolving in my mouth!

He later found out in his grave that it was fecal snow he was indulging his pleasures in.
by Secef Tihs January 24, 2011
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Fecal Burst

The kind of "dump" that creeps up on you when your out and about. This "dump" is preceeded by stomach cramps and the need to run to the bathroom, before your ass explodes with hellatious farts and spurts of shit.
Joan: Hey Jimmy I saw you running through Target the other day like a madman.

Jimmy: Fecal burst!

Joan: Oh I see :rolls eyes:
by CherryLane May 25, 2004
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fecal explosion

Verb: To blow out the contents of your colon through your asshole in a spectacular fashion. When done correctly, the fecal matter will cover anything within a twenty foot radius with a thin shit film.
Stan: Hey Carl, I just did a fecal explosion in your parents' bedroom.
Carl: Is there shit everywhere?
Stan: Of course there is.
Carl: Why did you do that?
Stan: You know that cocaine gives me the shits
Carl: Oh, you have coke?
Stan: Yes
by Ray Fecal March 7, 2008
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fecal freak

Someone who takes part in the act of consuming fecal matter.
That guy is eating his own shit. Hes a fecal freak.
by bagoina April 26, 2005
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faecalphiliac

The definition of a faecalphiliac would be someone who's interest in human excrement is really more akin to a perverted sexual fetish.
"Gary likes to lick shite from the unwashed anal sphincters of females" - therefore Gary is a faecalphiliac
by Butt Munch May 29, 2003
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fecal torpedo

A violent shit that rockets out of the ass at a very high rate of speed.
Jim: The stupid dog I was pet sitting swallowed a sock.
Steve: Really? What happened?
Jim: I took him to the vet and just before they were going to operate he shit the sock out at super speed.
Steve: Like a fecal torpedo?
Jim: Exactly.

Rob: How was lunch at the Chinese/Indian buffet place?
Lou: It was ok but half an hour later I had a fecal torpedo in stall #2
by Lou_III January 30, 2009
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facealanche

When all of the ice in a cup simultaneously slides into your face and all over your clothes as you take a drink.
Charlie tried to get one last sip of soda, but got a facealanche instead.
by Okra Boy November 18, 2010
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