#1...Think Crack, ice, p, meth...."it's just a quick fix bro", you see the problem with a quick fix is that you always need a higher dose at a much higher frequency.... yes please I do do want to accept your electronic friendship...and yes i would love some poker chips.... I just want to see what whatshis face is up to?
#2...Oh hold the meeting i just need to tend to my potatoe crop
#3 The world which you live in, than has more friends than the world in which you breath in.
#4 you are lying on a dirty bed in a dirty motel somewhere with a USB cable sticking out of your arm
#2...Oh hold the meeting i just need to tend to my potatoe crop
#3 The world which you live in, than has more friends than the world in which you breath in.
#4 you are lying on a dirty bed in a dirty motel somewhere with a USB cable sticking out of your arm
by kiwi Az February 05, 2010
Facebook is a MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) were the objective of the game is to collect "Friends"
Person 1: have u played that new MMORPG?
Person 2: whats it called?
Person 1: Its called facebook u have to collect friends to win.
Person 2: cool can i join?
Person 1: Yea ok and then u can add me.
Person 2: whats it called?
Person 1: Its called facebook u have to collect friends to win.
Person 2: cool can i join?
Person 1: Yea ok and then u can add me.
by Mrillusion14 May 06, 2009
The arbiter of truth.
Q: Where did you learn that?
A: Facebook told me.
Q: Oh well in that case, you must be correct, because facebook is the arbiter of truth.
A: Facebook told me.
Q: Oh well in that case, you must be correct, because facebook is the arbiter of truth.
by DefinitiveOxfordDictionary January 21, 2010
A unimatrix whereby weak minds can gather to form opinions and solve world problems via a keyboard, mouse and ALL CAPS.
A place a social non-interaction for socially awkward simple-minded people.
A space where a self-centered persons dream come true - for all to see.
A place a social non-interaction for socially awkward simple-minded people.
A space where a self-centered persons dream come true - for all to see.
by IGotOne August 31, 2015
by fuckfacebookintheface July 19, 2010
by Bubby May 09, 2005
Most efficient, discreet, time consuming and wasting, stalking system known to man to this day. Facebook is the best and safest online network to stalk without being caught (unless you post a comment on or "Like" the stalking object of course!)
Oh my god, they broke up, i saw it last night on facebook!
or again
i saw her picture on facebook, she's gained so much weight!
and again:
did u see the people he/she hangs out with?!
or again
i saw her picture on facebook, she's gained so much weight!
and again:
did u see the people he/she hangs out with?!
by Lilz 2 November 22, 2009