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#1...Think Crack, ice, p, meth...."it's just a quick fix bro", you see the problem with a quick fix is that you always need a higher dose at a much higher frequency.... yes please I do do want to accept your electronic friendship...and yes i would love some poker chips.... I just want to see what whatshis face is up to?

#2...Oh hold the meeting i just need to tend to my potatoe crop

#3 The world which you live in, than has more friends than the world in which you breath in.

#4 you are lying on a dirty bed in a dirty motel somewhere with a USB cable sticking out of your arm
#1, lindsay lohan is such a facebook
#2, she was caught solicieting to feed her facebook habit.
by kiwi Az February 5, 2010
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Facebook

Facebook is a MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) were the objective of the game is to collect "Friends"
Person 1: have u played that new MMORPG?
Person 2: whats it called?
Person 1: Its called facebook u have to collect friends to win.
Person 2: cool can i join?
Person 1: Yea ok and then u can add me.
by Mrillusion14 May 6, 2009
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facebook

Q: Where did you learn that?
A: Facebook told me.
Q: Oh well in that case, you must be correct, because facebook is the arbiter of truth.
by DefinitiveOxfordDictionary January 21, 2010
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Facebook

A unimatrix whereby weak minds can gather to form opinions and solve world problems via a keyboard, mouse and ALL CAPS.

A place a social non-interaction for socially awkward simple-minded people.

A space where a self-centered persons dream come true - for all to see.
I Facebooked you as my friend so now I never need to speak with you...Ill just type.
by IGotOne October 14, 2015
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facebook

Man, I wish I was born 20 years earlier. Fuck Facebook in the face!!!
by fuckfacebookintheface July 19, 2010
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facebooking

Verb - to waste time by browsing TheFaceBook.com.
Yeah, I spent all last night FaceBooking instead of writing my paper.
by Bubby May 9, 2005
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Facebook

A social networking site designed to suck you dry of all time, violate your privacy, and connect you with your friends.
I found Peter on Facebook, but now he knows I've been shacking up with his girlfriend.
by esbar February 6, 2010
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