#1...Think Crack, ice, p, meth...."it's just a quick fix bro", you see the problem with a quick fix is that you always need a higher dose at a much higher frequency.... yes please I do do want to accept your electronic friendship...and yes i would love some poker chips.... I just want to see what whatshis face is up to?
#2...Oh hold the meeting i just need to tend to my potatoe crop
#3 The world which you live in, than has more friends than the world in which you breath in.
#4 you are lying on a dirty bed in a dirty motel somewhere with a USB cable sticking out of your arm
#2...Oh hold the meeting i just need to tend to my potatoe crop
#3 The world which you live in, than has more friends than the world in which you breath in.
#4 you are lying on a dirty bed in a dirty motel somewhere with a USB cable sticking out of your arm
by kiwi Az February 5, 2010

Facebook is a MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) were the objective of the game is to collect "Friends"
Person 1: have u played that new MMORPG?
Person 2: whats it called?
Person 1: Its called facebook u have to collect friends to win.
Person 2: cool can i join?
Person 1: Yea ok and then u can add me.
Person 2: whats it called?
Person 1: Its called facebook u have to collect friends to win.
Person 2: cool can i join?
Person 1: Yea ok and then u can add me.
by Mrillusion14 May 6, 2009

The arbiter of truth.
Q: Where did you learn that?
A: Facebook told me.
Q: Oh well in that case, you must be correct, because facebook is the arbiter of truth.
A: Facebook told me.
Q: Oh well in that case, you must be correct, because facebook is the arbiter of truth.
by DefinitiveOxfordDictionary January 21, 2010

A unimatrix whereby weak minds can gather to form opinions and solve world problems via a keyboard, mouse and ALL CAPS.
A place a social non-interaction for socially awkward simple-minded people.
A space where a self-centered persons dream come true - for all to see.
A place a social non-interaction for socially awkward simple-minded people.
A space where a self-centered persons dream come true - for all to see.
by IGotOne October 14, 2015

by fuckfacebookintheface July 19, 2010

by Bubby May 9, 2005

A social networking site designed to suck you dry of all time, violate your privacy, and connect you with your friends.
by esbar February 6, 2010
