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Absolute crappin'

Absolute crappin' - something that is very bad.

Created by Patrick May, a man who checked a Japanese chatroom. The Japanese people, although they spoke english well, had some unique and interesting grammar. It influenced Patrick's grammar, and he invented " absolute crappin' "
I'm having an absolute crappin' day.
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I think this TV show is absolute crappin'.
by Patrick May September 4, 2004
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absolute reverence

When toasting a piece of bread it is left in longer than neccessary, and black burn marks form on the surface.
"Sunnuvabitch! Absolute Reverence has occurred upon my piece of toast."
by Masta Dave November 15, 2005
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Absolutely

Absolutely is a word used to make a sentance seem stronger. It is used to make things seem better and more extreme, and is used for both positive and negitive attitudes. The word refers to someone's opinion mostly.
Person 1: I think dictionaries and vocabulary is absolutely boring!
Person 2: No, it's absolutely fantastic!
by uggson March 30, 2015
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Absolute White

The palest color your skin can ever be. Normally corresponds to the color of your ass, boobs, and/or other body parts that never see the light of day. Widely understood to be a winter phenomenon; may be taken as a sure sign that it's time for spring to come and/or you need a damn vacation.
It's still January and I've already reached Absolute White. FML.
by I'mWithBeardy January 25, 2013
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absolute fucking shambles

A phrase commonly used to describe a terribly organised event.
Josh: Did you go to that curry night Conor organised?
Ciaran: Yeh, it was an absolute fucking shambles!
by Shambolic Badger September 12, 2017
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absolutely wika

a state in which an individual becomes after consuming large amounts of alcohol.
after drinking a full bottle of ouzo and a selection of super strength lagers the man became absolutely wika.
by the corse July 18, 2009
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absolute dolt

The antonym of dolt. It was pioneered by the famous streamer Ninja, who recently died from ligma.
"You're an absolute dolt."
"Aww man, you really think so."
by jesus4204206969696 October 28, 2020
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