Furries 

One of the most disgusting, atrocious and annoying creatures on the planet, also known as "Furries". They will always spend hundreds of dollars on what is just a costume with tons of the fluffy stuff. They will vent and cry. They will literally use the excuse of spending hours on drawing an anthropomorphic animal that will only get an average of 10k views, which is extremely low in today's generation, also known as Generation Beta Males (Gen BM). Don't ever talk, interact, see or even imagine about furries, you hear me? Thank you for listening, have a good night.

Johnathan: "Hey, are you into furries?"
Clay: "Yes, OwO" *blushes*
Johnathan: "Alright, you're making me uncomfortable."

Furries by InternationalViagra October 21, 2023

Furries 

Creepy bestials who like to delude themselves and others into thinking that they're not creepy bestials.

They like to go to their subreddit that they moderate and circlejerk about how evil and bad the "antifurs" are. As if opposing zoophilia and bestiality is such a bad thing a bunch of retards in shitty bigfoot costumes need to go circlejerking about it.

They like to say that "antifur's" only insult is that they're fatherless, as if they're not already scraping the bottom of the barrel with the unfunny "you're 9" insults.

They also claim that hating furries means you hate animals. Of fucking course I like animals! I don't want them to be raped by cunt shutters who like to jack off to yiff! I just don't like animals the same way you people do...

Person: I hate furries.
Furry: OH MY GOD FUCK YOU I'M GOING TO POST THIS ON MY CIRCLEJERK SUBREDDIT. ROT IN HELL YOU FUCKING ANTIFUR!!!!

Furries by leo123456 December 8, 2023

Furries 

Confusing (fucking weird) people who would love to pee in litter boxes and meow outside your door for food

Man: Honey the furries are outside our door again they want cuddles
Partner: Well tell them the kids have gone to bed and we aren’t interested in petting there full grown asses

Furries by wh4t3v4 March 11, 2024

Furries 

Literally just a hobby with mascots. Seriously, if you're hating on people who want to just have fun and dress up as characters, you're the problem. Ugh. You don't have to do it if you don't like it. I bet y'all will harass cosplayers asking them for nudes, but you "hate furries", because it's something you wouldn't do. No, they don't want litter boxes in schools, nor do they want to fuck animals.

"Furries don't identify as animals"

Furries by Yomammasaidhi March 25, 2025

furries are gay 

The scroll of truth says that...

......furries are gay.

furries are gay by 👨🏻‍🎓 February 3, 2018

Furries Hunting Season 

It happens every Year to January 1st-December 31st or 30th
You can hunt, kill and eat every furry alive.

Me: This Furries Hunting Season was cool, all furrys are now dead.

Furries Hunting Season by AntiFurries July 19, 2023

Furries in Denial 

FIDs

Generally, it's someone who writes/draws/roleplays as a furry or anthropomorph, but is dead set against anyone consitering them part of the "fandom" or calling them or their work "furry"

Do note that this term only applies to someone who mainly draws/writes anthropomorphs, and RPs them with other anthropomorphic characters. Someone who just draws the occasional bipedial wombat probably isn't a FID.

"Erikcat, we understand that you don't do the creepy shit, but face it, man, we first met on FurryMUCK; your an FID"

Furries in Denial by Jester October 8, 2004