Trust fund baby

WHY DON'T WE'S NUMBER ONE SONG

Released on February 1, 2018
Sang by Corbyn Besson, Jonah Marais, Jack Avery, Zach Herron, and Daniel Seavey

I DONT REALLY WANT A TRUST FUND BABY

I LIKE MY WOMEN INDEPENDENT
AND I SAY TO PEOPLE THATS MY LADY

by imetaugustreinhardt March 29, 2018

Alpha Funding Group

A bunch of wanna-be Russian gangsters who telemarket trying to grub pennies out of your wallet. Be warned; they can't even afford cigarettes

Those guys are such fakers in their sandals and $5 t-shirts smoking indoors and choking on the fumes. And they think they are gangsters? Must be related to the guys at Alpha Funding Group...

by JamesColeeee September 05, 2008

trust fund baby

a girl who gets a car for her sweet sixteen and spends a stack of dollar bills on a limousine. she's also a girl with a fake tan and a short skirt and her dad's money doesn't work. at some times, she will also be a mean girl or a pink prom queen who takes a lot of selfies.

i don't really want no trust fund baby, i like my women independent.

by chevbesson May 24, 2018

trust fund baby

one who lives off their parents

that jerry todd's parents pay for everything and he doesn't do shit. he's such a trust fund baby.

by dislocatedelbows May 25, 2003

Publicly Funded Mafia

Can refer to any law enforcement organization or police officer. Especially those that practice unconstitutional practices such as illegal search and seizure, shooting of unarmed individuals, profiling, hypocritical actions in violation of the law, failure to act to solve a crime, moonlighting, or other unethical activities.

I would have made it to your party on time, but I was stopped by the Publicly Funded Mafia. They were conducting random searches and thought I looked easy.

by PFM01 March 30, 2015

kentucky trust fund

Aging barrels of bourbon.

"There's a lot of bourbon in here, it's a real Kentucky trust fund.

by Mandalore Hero March 11, 2017

The Starving Musicians Fund

noun
a local band based in Ipswich, Massachusetts that plays loud alternative-rock songs.

TIMMAYYYYYY

person one: “dude have you been to one of the starving musicians fund’s gigs before? they’re a solid band!”
person two: “yeah they’re litty like a titty.”
person one: “do you follow them on instagram @thestarvingmusiciansfund ?”
person two: “no i’ll do that right now!”

by TheCourtlixGirl October 09, 2018