Fruit Law

First, there's nothing fruity about the Fruit Law.

It's an important principle of ghetto life that explains the certainty of final retribution after you do something stupid to someone scary.

It states: if you diss a MAN-GO, you must diss-a-PEAR.

That is, if you disrespect the wrong people and walk away without making amends, you are liable to vanish in a painful way.

Loosely based on a Vybz Kartel lyric.

Frankie: "Hey yo, heard about Little John lately? Dude owes everybody money"

Marco: "Really? His widow skipped town after his funeral"

Frankie: "Oops! Fruit Law!"

by BioHazardX October 22, 2012

stewed fruit

A replacement for a compliment, insult or neutral.

Compliment -Hey babe you're looking so stewed fruit today

Insult- Those shoes are so stewed fruit

Neutral- I'm not sure how to feel about it, that test was kinda stewed fruit

by Therealdonnaldtrump September 13, 2017

Gülbå fruit

A tasty fruit from the Islamic Republic of the Koudeiland Islands which has a blue core full of yummy seeds.

The Gülbå fruit grows in the middle of Winter from vines beneath the snow!

by Koudeilandic Gurl March 18, 2023

Fruit City

City of Orange, TX. Located in southeast Texas near the Sabine River. 30 Minutes from Beaumont, TX.

Yo, What's going on in the Fruit city tonight?
Not much just drinking at spankys.

by Aquafina64647 August 26, 2013

Fruit Juice

when a man pees inside a woman's vagina or a man's asshole while having intercourse

I would've told him what kind of fruit juice I liked, but I didn't realize he liked that kind of fruit juice.

by cakepop1 March 1, 2017

Fruit Juicer

1) The act of urinating while performing a mangina (essentially making your butthole look as if it is pissing, works best with a crouched back).

Jacob: Hey Steve! Wanna play kickball down by Mrs. O'Leary's farm?

Steve: No...I have to show my dad the Fruit Juicer.

Jacob: I'm gay.

by Poo_on_a_stick January 23, 2009

hand fruit

Any fruit that is normally eaten by holding it whole in one's hand (e.g. apples, bananas, etc.)

Fruits that are only palm-able by giants or people with hand deformities (and palm-able things that are not fruits) don't count.

A: Is a casaba a hand fruit?
B: Only if you're Andre the Giant.

A: Excuse me, could you direct me to the Hand Fruit section?
B: The what?

by Jim-Bob McDuggan November 8, 2009