fatppuccino

frappuchino = fatppuccino End. Of. Story.

Joan: "Let's go get some fatppuccinos!!!!"
Pete: "ew...."

by peteyyyyyy June 10, 2011

Vanilla Fappuccino

When you get a handjob in the Starbucks bathroom from the barista, and she then proceeds to make someone else's drink, using your own special vanilla extract.

Dude, Emma totally just gave me a Vanilla Fappuccino in the stall. I love Starbucks now.

by Mike M. September 17, 2014

Crappuccino

when you take a shit in your friends cappuccino when they go to the bathroom.

*guys walk into the cafe and get cappuccinos*
1st guy: "Hey I gotta go take a piss. Watch my cappuchino would ya?"
2nd guy: "Sure."
*1st guy goes into the bathroom*
*2nd guy takes a shit in the other guys cappuccino.*
2nd guy: "Man he will be so mad about me making him a crappuccino!"

by Mityxm March 14, 2011

Flappuccino

A girl's version of tea bagging

“Nate tea bagged Julie yesterday while she was sleeping, tonight she’s gonna get revenge and flappuccino him.”

Have a flappuccino before you eat your hot lunch.

by Mexican Tony June 16, 2022

milk frappicino

1- a way to sell a drink WITHOUT copyright claims
2- a drink in a play

Personinaplay1: Can i get a milk frappicino please
Personinaplay2: umm..... that wasnt ur line
audience: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

by tounge__kid January 31, 2020

frappucino

During intercourse, when a man excretes in-between a woman's breasts, ejaculates onto said excrement & finally "mixes" it together with her breasts.

Big Joe: Ahh bro, i totally frapped Cindy last nite!

Jeff: Trying to mix things up, eh?*

Big Joe: You can say that again!

*Frappucino humour

by Disperse April 10, 2009

fappuccino

When someone compulsively masturbates (faps) so much that their semen looks thick and frothy on the end of their penis, resembling a cappucino or frappuccino. Usually because they are overstimulated on caffeine.

Person 1: Why do you guys call him 'barista'?
Person 2: Because he jerks off so much he makes a fappuccino.

by EstoyBorracho January 5, 2011