Forest Bride

Someone who has been forced to live with a forest animal. The animal is usually large like a bear or the mythical Bigfoot.

The couple in the horror movie, Willow Creek, caught a glimpse at a naked women that had been taken by a Sasquatch to be his forest bride.

by Fred Croft November 20, 2016

Forest Metal

Running around a dark forest with a $25 Casio keyboard and a $5 mic

There's a lot of shitty forest metal bands coming out now

by Duncan Fisher July 31, 2006

forest of turbans

Iraqi for sausage fest. from the Daily Show on 02/15/05

The stag party in Baghdad was a forest of turbans

by Tmoney February 15, 2005

Forest Dump

The act of going into a heavily wooded area and taking a huge shit

Random person: *Sees a massive pile of shit on the ground in forest*
Random person: God damn... Someone did a Forest Dump...

by Mr. big E. June 17, 2019

Forest espresso

A bump of cocaine in the morning as a supplement to a coffee. Popularized by Electric Forest festival goers.

Cyber twink Paul: Do you have any coffee babe?
Boomer Bear: No, I just had a Forest espresso.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX June 28, 2019

forest pussy

The superfluous fur of a female's netherlips; aka a hairy vagina or a full beaver. This vagina also likes Dave Matthew's band, Birkenstocks and cheap beer.

Omg, did you see that chick?
Yeah! What a forest pussy! She just came back from Burning Man!

by Sijamesako July 1, 2008

forest mckay

a low life bastard that has nothing better to do then be a dirty asshole

bob:ur mean
sam:ur a forest mckay

by surge560 March 20, 2009