kobe

the best position on a basketball team

I want to play the kobe

Q.What position do you play?
A."I play the kobe"

by mike fuckin jones January 11, 2008

Kobed

A rape young girls without any guilt or liability because of high priced lawyers.

I almost kobed my way through life, but my lawyers didn't accept my "IOU's"

by CP1477 February 10, 2004

kobe

The Greatest. He scored 81 points against the Toronto Raptors on January 22, 2005. He hit 12 3 pointers against the Seattle Sonics on January 7, 2003. Nuff' said.

Oh my God, KB8 just crossed over T-Wack and threw down a 360 dunk on Yao Mingski. Hes Too good..dammit kobe, i envy your athletic prowess.

by sirSKEETalot April 9, 2006

kobe

Best NBA playa ever to live. Next MJ.

HOLY VAGINAL HAIR DID KOBE JUS PUT UP ANOTHER 40 point game. Whats that 11 , 12, 13 in a row?

by Timmy July 30, 2004

Kobe

Making a goal with complete luck without even trying

*Throws crumbled peace of paper at wall out of anger above trash can and makes it in the trash can*

Mark:Damnn Kobe

by ColdflamedMike February 26, 2010

Kobe

When a literal garbage bag reanimates and tells you brb in five mins then comes back an hour later

"Brb just got to do something I'll be back in five mins" never comes back like the real Kobe

by Salt central May 27, 2018

Kobe

used to +248% percent chance when throwing anything in a basket

*kid throws a paper ball in the trash and misses*
Kyle: KOBE!! *makes the basket
kid: :O how??
Kyle: one day I shall teach you young whippersnapper

by Bronny James February 13, 2020