flamingo up

like a cock up but much much bigger
"So you set fire to your entire bedroom by trying to flick a lit cigarette into your girlfriends mouth?"
"Yeah. I've got to admit it, I flamingoed up a bit."
by John the happy black man April 16, 2005
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Flamingo Priest

Someone who is single but gives helpful and meaningful relationship advice to others.

The term "flamingo" originates from the saying 'single and ready to flamingo'.
The term "priest" suggests the person gives spiritual guidance and whom are in a position of power to share wisdom and advice. The receiver follows the advice religiously.
"Maybe you should talk to him, he might be open to you making guy friends"
"Are you sure? You might be right."
"I'm always right in regards to relationships, although I have no experience and live lonely in a dark room"
"You are quite the flamingo priest- single but have words of wisdom!"
by WordWizardSwag October 05, 2014
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lil flamingo

The next big thing in rap and is a perfect creature
YOOOOO you ever heard of lil Flamingo?? hes a god
by The lil flamingo January 22, 2018
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Praying Flamingo

the act of "tea-bagging" while on one foot and simultaneously praying the Hail Mary.
Her mom is very religious. Therefore, only the praying flamingo was appropriate.
by blink 5123 May 24, 2010
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angry flamingo

You fuck a tall chick standing up, just before you shoot your load you stomp on her foot so she is standing on one leg. You then bust it right in her face when she bends down.
Tina got that cast on her foot when we were getting it on against the wall because I gave her an angry flamingo.
by Ron Mexico April 21, 2005
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brown flamingo

Sex position: stick the girls head in the toilet and fuck her up the ass.
She was being a total bitch and I didn't want to look at her ugly face, so I gave her the brown flamingo.
by Dankables January 30, 2008
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Flamingo Jesus

He is a god among all people, worshiped by a very small amount of people he is very honored by his church.

He is son to Sky god and is the successor his. His Description appears to be a Pink Flamingo with a watermelon body with banana legs and a halo above his head
Person 1: Yuh bruh have you prayed to Flamingo Jesus Yet?

Person 2: Of Course!

Person 1: Nice! I don't have to lose a friend
by KingMIkel January 26, 2019
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